My turn for the weekly bet at work this week.
I'm not a gambler, so I have no effing idea on what to bet on.
How would you gamble $40.
Pokies...???![]()
4-0 to India (but odds on that wouldn't be good)
ALP digging themselves into another crisis within 7 days (but doubt you could find a bookie to even take that)
Federal election not on 14th September this year
William and Kate have twins - one boy, one girl
Elvis is found on a previously unknown Southern Ocean island by Sea Sheppard next whaling season
Buy a carton of piss and tell everyone you put it on horse 4 in the 2.30 at Flemmington - and it lost
I would bet 40 that you don't win some how with that way of betting I think your odds at the worst would be even! Wtf
Gillard was apparently 6 to 1 to keep leadership at one point yesterday. Shoulda taken that bet.
/although personally I'm utterly horrified at the level of gambling being pushed into rugby, cricket, politics and everything else by TWAT (tom Waterdickhead) and his mates.
I placed the $40 into a multi bet on:
South's to beat Panthers
Sharks to beat Warriors
And India to beat Australia in the 4th test.
All of those teams won, netting me $115...
Pretty happy with that for my little turn at punting...![]()
I think I'll have to make you my new accountant/bank manager/financial advisor.
What's your next tip?