6 truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will share this with another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this.
I'm an idiot and I needed company.
Ripper, got me with all 6
Funny thing was, after I tried it and could do it I sat there for 20 seconds going
"Thats easy, maybe Im gifted"
Then realised I was way off the mark
Weeellll ........I'm really gifted
I just took them outa the bedside cup and rang me tounge all over them,
think i shoulda rinsed them first........
Now where the bloody hells me glasses, they tasted like me pussy's furr ball.
Still trying to find a lass who will let me touch all her top teeth with my tongue....
