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Ok where is this going!!!
You are a bloke...
It is a blue moon night (A rare event)
The shoe is on the other foot (It is your turn)
Setting the scene..
U R married, a few years under the belt and certain matrimonial supply and frequency issues are now common.
The phrases included .. "I have a head ache"
"I am too tired" .. "It is not romantic enough...".. "It is too late" ...
So one evening you are both to bed early doing your thing.. reading / watching telly / doing a x-words /app'ing etc...
The moon is blue and you hear " Do you fancy a _______
" (insert your favourite term for it) from your other 1/2....
The devil gets hold.[}:)]. You are prepared to commit sacrilege to catch that priceless expression on your other half's face
... it is your turn to say a choice phrase...
Keep it humurous - Keep it brief - ...
Tell her 'I don't feel like tonight'
Try this once in a while, it drives them crazy.
The moon is blue and you hear " Do you fancy a _______" (insert your favourite term for it) from your other 1/2....
Well certainly Dear. Would you like to make an appointment??
"Oh OK, but you have to do this little thing your sister / BFF / etc does for me"
Not sure what you lot do, but my response to that (and many other things) is "yes dear..."
One particular night the sireen's call (pretending some education here - Greek mythology?? mermaid doing kareoke?) was after a first attempt at a beach carnival - a bit knackered.
He said "It is too early dear" (priceless expression)
She said "__gg__ that" and the bed needed making - she tried to shove me out .
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Another option for the poets out there centred on the prostate excuse needs fleshing out!!
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