hahah come across these thought id share them they were amusing ....i wouldnt recomend using them...
pfft hand to hand combat, whatever. When faced with violence I just cry like a school girl and when he turns away in disgust I kick him in the back. 
How is that second one self-defense?
Lol at the third one... how funny is it when punching someone in the nads is formalised.
