A few reasons why christmas is a farce created by mega retailers
It cost lots of money !
The modern home has no chimney
elevator music plays in places where there are no elevators
Santa never replies to letters, (well not mine anyway)
Did I mention it costs money !!
I've never seen a pooper scooper on the sleigh
wrapping paper is now unbreakable (What the ?)
The insanity begins the day after Thanksgiving, when anyone with two brain cells to rub together will stay the hell away from anything resembling a retail store. Somehow, though, the idiots come out in force every year.
Everything is on special,(this means double the regular price)
Oh, I nearly forgot, It costs loads of moola
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