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Best job you ever had in your life

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Created by oliver > 9 months ago, 25 Jul 2009
oliver
3952 posts
25 Jul 2009 5:20PM
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Working full time, raising kids, and looking ahead to to crappy weekend forecasts can be such a drag.

Today I was thinking about all the different jobs I've had. I think the best job I had was when I was working in the computer industry for Telstra in 2001 just after the dot com crash.

For almost three years I worked 4 hours per day and my job was to make sure that a million dollar plus teachers superanuation transaction would happen on an antiquated computer system at 4:00pm each day. The transaction always happened without fail on the dot, I think it was only a twice during Christmas/Easter that it didn't and I would have to reschedule it.

Them were the days.

A freind of mine did the worst job at the time - underground carpark attendant. 8 hours a day, no natural light, getting short thrift from disgruntled customers. He told me some of his co-workers were on suicide watch.

Anyone else got some best worst jobs they've ever done that they want to share?

firiebob
WA, 3183 posts
25 Jul 2009 6:51PM
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elbeau said...

Worst job. Nursing: Standing there and catching an old ladies bowel movement in my hands as an orderly turned her. (I had gloves)
Best job. Nursing: working in plastics and checking on women that had a breast enlargement or reduction. I had to feel their nipples every 2 hours to check for softness and warmth. Both signs of good blood circulation.


I thought I had a good job but a nipple feeler, WOW
Although I am a freelance nipple feeler

JayBee
NSW, 714 posts
25 Jul 2009 9:28PM
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2 good part time jobs.

1 - Judge in the "Black and White" Pub of the year
I had to go to about 60 pubs over a 2 month period, and rate them on cleanliness, quality of service, quality of food and general ambience. Then when I left I left a card saying "you have been judged..." and put in my receipts to be reimbursed. Cash back + fee per pub
2 - Worked for the equivalent of ARIA
I had to go into nightclubs, do a quick and dirty head count, record samples of songs (without arousing suspicion) and the price of beer (Nightclubs paid a licence fee for music based on entry fee, head count and beer cost ??? -- I didnt make the rules)
Again - submit my receipts and get my cash back + a fee per nightclub

As a student these jobs kept me inebriated for long periods of time.

JB

noels
WA, 93 posts
25 Jul 2009 8:56PM
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Best job, being a wife and a mother of three. The eldest is a security guard, the middle child is an electrician and my youngest is a telstra technician.

Bender
WA, 2236 posts
25 Jul 2009 9:34PM
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Best job was the resident chippy at Caves House in Yallinup. I lived on site in an old shack. My dog grew up in the garden and just cruised around entertaining guests. It was rent free + three meals a day from the resturant. I could start work after having a surf in the morning and worked weekends so i could surf bears mid week without the weekend warrioirs.

Every Sunday in summer there was a huge party in my back yard(sunday sesh) and i was single back then.

Oh those were the days

oh and i had a bar tab. The bar was 100m from my front door.

Now its all changed. My shack was bulldozed and flash units put up.

elizabethb
QLD, 2081 posts
25 Jul 2009 11:57PM
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oOo good topic!

Worst
Mix between working on the checkouts at Big-W and at a well known kiting, surfing, windsurfing etc. store that will remain nameless. lol [}:)]

Best
Teaching - Having my own class, seeing them develop a clear understanding of concepts and a higher responsibility for their own actions.
Even just six months into my teaching career, nothing is more rewarding than seeing students succeed because of the encouragement and opportunity given to them (who haven't been given the chance by other teachers). =]

KEARNSY
WA, 1322 posts
25 Jul 2009 11:05PM
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^^^ Yer well said Liz,

Seriously, as soon as I figured Coin dont mean SFA? Its just a means of doin $hit life has been Crankin. Next Month Im Marriing the Woman Of my Dreams, Im 30 and rippin like a 20yrold, and money is happiness. ahh let it rooll. One way or another I'l die when I do!!!

Rock On!!!

Mark _australia
WA, 23746 posts
25 Jul 2009 11:25PM
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doing the best AND the worst job right now........

KEARNSY
WA, 1322 posts
25 Jul 2009 11:28PM
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^^ More kushin 4 the pushin????????

j murray
SA, 947 posts
26 Jul 2009 10:28AM
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If I told you , i would have to kill you. What goes on in the job stays.....
......mum........., and i've had a few great ones.

Hobie1463
SA, 449 posts
26 Jul 2009 10:31AM
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Best job I ever had,

Dance music DJ

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
26 Jul 2009 2:51PM
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Worst Job:- Fitter on ship loaders and conveyors at Port Headland.

Best Job:- Engineer on Roylen Cruisers out of Mackay, Qld doing 5 day cruises of the Whitsundays.

Susie
SA, 837 posts
27 Jul 2009 12:56PM
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Right now. Taking photos at Charlotte Pass - action shots, jumps, powder and family portraits. On the slopes most days. Happy happy

Gestalt
QLD, 14995 posts
27 Jul 2009 2:43PM
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unemployment!

now that was a good job. it allowed a lot of time to windsurf.

easty
TAS, 2213 posts
27 Jul 2009 3:10PM
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Gestalt said...

unemployment!

now that was a good job. it allowed a lot of time to windsurf.


Doing that one myself, conditions are great but the pay's not the best!

drift
VIC, 737 posts
27 Jul 2009 3:14PM
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Best Job: Filming the Whale Sharks at Ningaloo....we got paid for three weeks of diving and surfing. Best thing was that we got everything we needed on day one and two and then had the rest of the time to chill out...
Worst Job: Doing language subtitles for a Japanese film..particulary when I can't speak a single word of Japanese....

Gestalt
QLD, 14995 posts
27 Jul 2009 11:59PM
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easty said...

Gestalt said...

unemployment!

now that was a good job. it allowed a lot of time to windsurf.


Doing that one myself, conditions are great but the pay's not the best!


lol, i plan to apply for that job again one day.

best setup i had was as a youngster contracting. 3 months break at the beach over dec,jan,feb was good for the soul. worked the rest of the year.

p.s. actually love my current job. been there about 6 years to date.

xtortya
WA, 322 posts
28 Jul 2009 12:38AM
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Musician.....its hard but someone's got to do it.

Ben 555
NSW, 456 posts
28 Jul 2009 9:03AM
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Smashing up and salvaging precious metals out of (information sensitive loaded) computers overnight in a government department. Five of us, all surfers and sailers rocking in at 7pm with snacks, music, ahem... etc to security acting like trained proffesionals then getting our work for the night done in a couple of hours and kicking back shooting the breeze for the next couple.

When I look back it was amazing we did it for 3 months!

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
28 Jul 2009 12:14PM
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drift said...

Worst Job: Doing language subtitles for a Japanese film..particulary when I can't speak a single word of Japanese....


One of my best jobs (one off) was involving Japanese film crew...got a call one morning from a diving friend, their dive boat was out of commission & they wanted me to take them out to a spot for some filming...no idea what they were saying, but they were obviously impressed with the dive. I got paid a crayfish, 4 abalone & a japanese trinket of appreciation from the director...plus the 6 sweep & couple of pike I caught (fishing) whilst they were diving!

Worst job:- contracted to replace vinyl floor tiles in a supermarket...worked near a full day before each shift, then worked 10pm-6am with a blow-torch, heating the glue (& sucking in toxic vinyl fumes) to remove the tiles before replacing them with newies.

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
28 Jul 2009 5:32PM
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My jobs have been booring. To be honest I wish I was still a student sometimes, no responsiblity, all that free time, respectable thing to be doing. No going back now : (

Here's an incredible job (and story):
http://www.thedigitalaviator.com/blog/?p=504

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
28 Jul 2009 6:04PM
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Gestalt said...

easty said...

Gestalt said...

unemployment!

now that was a good job. it allowed a lot of time to windsurf.


Doing that one myself, conditions are great but the pay's not the best!


lol, i plan to apply for that job again one day.

best setup i had was as a youngster contracting. 3 months break at the beach over dec,jan,feb was good for the soul. worked the rest of the year.

p.s. actually love my current job. been there about 6 years to date.


Gesty,
If you ever get bored with your current employer and want a sea change 700km north, give me a call.

GreenPat
QLD, 4108 posts
28 Jul 2009 6:38PM
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the digital aviator said

Gradually regaining consciousness, I realized this was no dream; it had really happened. That also was disturbing, because I COULD NOT HAVE SURVIVED what had just happened. I must be dead. Since I didn’t feel bad- just a detached sense of euphoria- I decided being dead wasn’t so bad after all. As full awareness took hold, I realized I was not dead.


That sounds like an interesting day at the office.

landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
30 Jul 2009 9:27PM
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Best was a 4 day film shoot for a japanese softdrink ad.
all meals were catered from a coach which was once known as "Pricilla, Queen of the desert" ad to sail landyacht all day , and if the fim crew got bogged , I had to get them out quick. All my gear was paid to be on standby and never got used.
Perfect wind and salt for all 4 days.
And I got paid extra to camp onsite as "security".
Worst job 5 days in a broken down Chaff Mill for $5.10 ph. having to bathe with a bottle of metholated spirits each night to aviod infections

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
31 Jul 2009 12:11AM
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in june 1979 i had a choice as a youngfella, of a plastic bag factory or a yachting and sailing shop.

the sailing shop imported some windsurfers!

j murray
SA, 947 posts
31 Jul 2009 3:32PM
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thanks evl for the digital pilot experience, scarry stuff that



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