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Big Theme Park for Perth?

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Created by oceanfire > 9 months ago, 3 Dec 2012
oceanfire
WA, 718 posts
3 Dec 2012 12:48PM
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Anyone seen this?

inspirewa.com.au/

Looks like it could be pretty good.

Anyone taking bets on it being approved?

Zed
WA, 1274 posts
3 Dec 2012 3:40PM
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We already have Dizzy Lamb, we don't need another theme park!

dusta
WA, 2940 posts
3 Dec 2012 3:57PM
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Zed said...
We already have Dizzy Lamb, we don't need another theme park!


you mean had

Mark _australia
WA, 23706 posts
3 Dec 2012 9:04PM
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Yeah but Dizzy Lamb closed and improved by becoming paintball. Imagine how awesomely good this new place will be once it is a paintball joint


I note the website says very little, and has obvious typo/grammatical stuff going on like "Perth become a world destination" (world class perhaps???) so I do wonder just how professional the whole project is?

On the positive side, seems like about half of the park is water, which is a good idea when it is in about the hottest place in the whole metro area. Add a casino and strip club and it is bound to succeed.





bazl
WA, 704 posts
3 Dec 2012 11:34PM
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They have about as much chance as this lot

www.watoday.com.au/national/western-australia/ski-park-planned-no-boats-required-20121030-28gnk.html

sn
WA, 2775 posts
3 Dec 2012 11:50PM
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We had a cable ski park in Perth, spearwood (I think) last I heard they were trying to raise prawns in the lake as a sideline.
Not long after that I heard it closed up.

Indodreaming
379 posts
4 Dec 2012 2:38AM
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This looks the same as something first proposed for Peel region. Local partners had Italian group interested and then they backed out but local crew wanted to keep dream alive.

Now the location is the Swan Valley i am guessing for reasons including access to water.

If its designed so tourists have an all in one destination not sure how it has a big flow on effect to economy.

Adventure world has to close during winter due to lack of numbers so does building something bigger bring in bigger numbers ?

paulford
WA, 312 posts
4 Dec 2012 8:22AM
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Perth needs more than a Theme park, IMHO theres feck all for locals never mind tourists.

oceanfire
WA, 718 posts
4 Dec 2012 9:02AM
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Adventure world closes half the year cause it really only offers a seasonal facility.

This theme park seems still very conceptual, but it looks like they plan to offer a much larger range of facilities, with three hotels and a large variety of attractions.

Possibly by being a large enough park it could create a certain amount of gravity to support itself year round with local and tourist dollars.

But yeah, with Perth being the sleepy town it is with it's sleepy politicians, I don't hold out much hope of it getting up.

Dom
WA, 61 posts
4 Dec 2012 9:18AM
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With the high cost of labour in WA, i don't think this project will go ahead. You'll be forking out a months salary to take the kids.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
4 Dec 2012 9:33AM
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I think they should hurry up and build the cable ski park instead of this garbage.

Hamsta
505 posts
5 Dec 2012 12:01AM
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FFS someone build some reefs/groynes that create wedges or are irresistable to swell. There is a heap of coastline between Mandurah and Bunners that could use a little tweaking. Theme park...........we are getting a new sporting stadium, 500 more poker machines at the Casino and Fiona Stanley Hospital. Hows about some reefs?

Zed
WA, 1274 posts
5 Dec 2012 10:01AM
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Hamsta said...
FFS someone build some reefs/groynes that create wedges or are irresistable to swell. There is a heap of coastline between Mandurah and Bunners that could use a little tweaking. Theme park...........we are getting a new sporting stadium, 500 more poker machines at the Casino and Fiona Stanley Hospital. Hows about some reefs?


Yeah I'm up for that! That said the multi million dollar artificial reef in the UK was a dismal failure! They had to rip it out in the end.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
5 Dec 2012 10:29AM
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Zed said...
Hamsta said...
FFS someone build some reefs/groynes that create wedges or are irresistable to swell. There is a heap of coastline between Mandurah and Bunners that could use a little tweaking. Theme park...........we are getting a new sporting stadium, 500 more poker machines at the Casino and Fiona Stanley Hospital. Hows about some reefs?


Yeah I'm up for that! That said the multi million dollar artificial reef in the UK was a dismal failure! They had to rip it out in the end.


Why the built one in Cott is beyond me, only catches big west swell on a low tide that only happens a few times of the year

Zed
WA, 1274 posts
5 Dec 2012 10:38AM
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doggie said...
Zed said...
Hamsta said...
FFS someone build some reefs/groynes that create wedges or are irresistable to swell. There is a heap of coastline between Mandurah and Bunners that could use a little tweaking. Theme park...........we are getting a new sporting stadium, 500 more poker machines at the Casino and Fiona Stanley Hospital. Hows about some reefs?


Yeah I'm up for that! That said the multi million dollar artificial reef in the UK was a dismal failure! They had to rip it out in the end.


Why the built one in Cott is beyond me, only catches big west swell on a low tide that only happens a few times of the year


Yeah I think their computer modeling just doesn't seem to work very well. I wouldn't have thought it that complicated. Look at a few reefs where there are decent waves and try and replicate it. There are obviously a lot of variables, but to have artificial reefs built at great expense and then not work is a real failboat considering the amount of $$ spent on the design and the serious smarts some of the design guys would have had.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
5 Dec 2012 11:13AM
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Zed said...
doggie said...
Zed said...
Hamsta said...
FFS someone build some reefs/groynes that create wedges or are irresistable to swell. There is a heap of coastline between Mandurah and Bunners that could use a little tweaking. Theme park...........we are getting a new sporting stadium, 500 more poker machines at the Casino and Fiona Stanley Hospital. Hows about some reefs?


Yeah I'm up for that! That said the multi million dollar artificial reef in the UK was a dismal failure! They had to rip it out in the end.


Why the built one in Cott is beyond me, only catches big west swell on a low tide that only happens a few times of the year


Yeah I think their computer modeling just doesn't seem to work very well. I wouldn't have thought it that complicated. Look at a few reefs where there are decent waves and try and replicate it. There are obviously a lot of variables, but to have artificial reefs built at great expense and then not work is a real failboat considering the amount of $$ spent on the design and the serious smarts some of the design guys would have had.


If they dropped a small groyne in along Tiggs or Scabs the sand would build up either side and bazinga, instant bank/s

If only it was that easy!! [}:)]

Indodreaming
379 posts
6 Dec 2012 8:48PM
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Rather than a goyne I think some form of offshore structure say 100m out that catches and holds the sand but dont block the actual beach so the lateral drift can continue.

They have the bags that can be filled with sand and then need serious anchoring but if it doesnt work then it can be pulled apart.

Between surfers and the wind/kiters I reckon we would get more use out of some more waves than where some of the recreational dollars get invested

Mark _australia
WA, 23706 posts
6 Dec 2012 9:18PM
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Like I said in another thread I must be dreaming? cos it can't be that hard.

The correct angle for a SW swell (which is what we usually get) so it is a peeling left hander - easy.
1m swell breaks in 1m of water so - easy.

Build a reef at correct angle 1m deep in 'average 0.5-0.8m tide.
another 2m deep a bit further out
another 3m deep a bit further out.

Voila! done.

It is a pile of WASTE dumped in an offshore location, so with some basic planning it would be cheap as chips. But noooooo, the Govt had to commission studies, a mock up in a UWA water tank and cast up 1000 concrete triangles that tesselate well in 3D - all taking 3yrs plus........... when 2 boats, a few tonnes of bricks and concrete waste and 10 volunteer surfers would have done it in a week for free and it would have worked better. I don't think I have ever seen it break.






Indodreaming
379 posts
6 Dec 2012 10:01PM
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Mark

I agree with the forst part but if you are ever at Pyramid beach south of the Dawesville cut have a look at the sand trap groyne and how much it has sunk.

The power of the ocean cannot be underestimated so the major cost is anchoring structure to the bottom so it doesnt move in storm events.

That why I reckon anchored sausage style sand bags as you suggest angled to set up the left doesnt seem hard. Good to also put a right hook as well so we could get a winter right.

A bit like south side city beach used to be before the played with the end of the groyne.

log man
VIC, 8289 posts
7 Dec 2012 1:10AM
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Perth IS a theme park.......Bogan world!

Mark _australia
WA, 23706 posts
6 Dec 2012 10:34PM
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log man said...
Perth IS a theme park.......Bogan world!


Can't remember our last driveby shooting. When was yours?

Hey I drove into the city and parked on the street overnight for free yesterday. You?

Windsurfers in the metro area don't drive more than 30mins for wavesailing. Melbournians?


If I see the old bloke in jeans, flannie and uggies on a 40deg day, that's an acceptable tradeoff.

BabaORiley
WA, 434 posts
7 Dec 2012 10:43AM
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The old dear farm of Paganoni was earmarked for a theme park, just off the freeway, easy to get to. As normal, north of river get a sniff, just near election time too.



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