The fire tender rolled onto its side after colliding with the ice-cream van. Damage to both vehicles appeared minimal.
The driver of the ice-cream van, Mr. D. Duck, declined to comment. Investigations are continuing.
I've heard mr duck got a new publicist last week.
The bath photo has been kicking around for a while but the publicist arranged for it to be leaked.
Comparisons end with the fact that donald has worked for over 3 weeks in his life and has managed to hold down a relationship with mrs duck for over two years. Donald duck is also in a recognised profession (appearing in cartoons) rather than just being a publicity seeking work shy waste of space...