The Dog
The truth I do not stretch or shove
When I state that the dog is full of love.
I've also found, by actual test,
A wet dog is the lovingest.
Ogden Nash
Just a bit of doggerel really
There once was a man from Nantuckit
or
Beans,beans the magical fruit.
Ok,,I have no culture
but I like perven on hot ballerina chicks in tight leotards,,,,,,does that count
there was young man from Karakas, who had awfully large ears
The by stood on the burning deck
There was a young man from rasse
His bollocks were made of brass
in stormy weather
they clanged together
and sparks came out of his ass.
In all seriousness but...
Lawson
hard to not read Lawson without a heartstring twang for an Australia pre consumerist, real estate obsessed, xenophobic mindset
wern't they all in those days Doc?
I'm Feeling a little queasy myself right now,
I think it's come out of china.....maybe, guess what...IBM ww3 
Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
etc
I know it all by heart and read it countless times to my kids as they grew up.
Tireless piece of nonsense.
There was an old whore from the Azores
Whose xxxx was all covered in big sores
The Dogs in the street lapped up the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers.
There came from me
By a secret source
But just where I couldn’t tell
An odour, whiff
A pungent sniff
Of a most peculiar smell
I raised my arms
And checked my palms
its origin discrete.
It wasn’t my knees
(It smelled like cheese)
The type you wouldn’t eat
I finally admitted failure
disillusionment complete
I couldn’t expose
The affront to my nose
I suppose it was defeat
Another Spike gem
A thousand hairy savages sitting down to lunch
GOBBLE GOBBLE
GLUP GLUP
MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
Fellers of Australia,
Blokes an' coves an' coots
Shift yer ------- carcases,
Move yer -------boots.
Gird yer -------- lions up,
Get yer ----- gun,
Set the ------- enermy
An' watch the -------- run.
By C.J. Dennis....... The Austra-laise.
CHORUS
Get a --------- move on
Have some ---------- sence
Learn the ---------- art of
Self de--------- -fence
" ooh blar de , ooh bla da, life goes on ,rah , la la , how the life goes on."
might be wrong there , not sure , help my memory!!!
" a sparkle was in his eye, but his life was in his hands . and late at night when the people where gone ,he used to pickup my guitar,and sing a song in a shaky voice that that was real as the night was long"
Tonights the night . Neil Young
" I'm a vampire babe,suckin blood from the earth. I'll sell you twenty barrels worth."
Vampire blues Neil Young
This one is from my year 7 teacher many many moons ago when it was our classes turn to host an essembly.
Fleas, Adam had em!
He hated essemblies and didn't want us to do a performance.
Still remember it to this day, GOLD
thats nice 
