LOL
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just ****ed my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
This is an awesome site.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
ultimate fight club at me mates 30th on friday night,
only half the backdoor survived; and my knee is on ice for the second day now, its just starting to bend again now.
so glad there is no wind and no surf...
still bored tho.
suggestion for yews, go snorkeling.... in the water kind.
heh he, nooo
cos then it would be my rented house!!!!
apparently everything under control, new door will be fitted shortly, its too hot to not have one
