ABC - Ashes to Ashes - Gene to Raymondo. - "The next time you come into my office deressed like a school teacher, I'll paint your balls the colour of almonds and let the squirrels know winter is coming early."
"Cook me some eggs" is the line Uncle Bully used when he needed some nutrition on a heavy night of drinking.
the Movie - 'Once Were Warriors'
"A slice off a cut loaf is never missed."
Bryan Brown in a court room scene in Breaker Morant when he was questioned about visiting the wife of another soldier who was away.
"Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"
Full Metal Jacket. There are soooo many classic in the first 15 minutes of that movie 
"Is this it? Is this what it's all about man. Eating, drinking, ****ing, ****ing, snorting…then what?"
"I feel sorry for the elephant!"
Neil
Cliff Richard and the Young Ones 'Living Doll'
" How are you going to eat corn on the cob
With no Fn teeth"
Blue Bros
Bobs country Bunker
"We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we've got our sunglasses on."
"Hit it!"
Jake and Elroy in The Blues Brothers
"youve got the brain of a 4 year old. And i bet he was glad to get rid of it."
marx bros.
"Iam here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...
.... and I'm all out of bubblegum"
they live
"What are you going to do? Bleed on me?"
King Arthur to the Black Knight after chopping both arms and one leg off and still being challenged. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
