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Confucious says.........

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Created by Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 21 Mar 2010
Mark _australia
WA, 23737 posts
21 Mar 2010 10:03PM
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Man who go camping with woman have naughty intent

Gestalt
QLD, 14984 posts
22 Mar 2010 12:10AM
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he who drinks the most coronas ends up with a lime helmet

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
22 Mar 2010 3:18AM
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Man under car fiddleing with tool not necessarily motor mechanic.

Duck flying upside down liable to have quack up.

naismibe
4 posts
22 Mar 2010 1:48AM
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treat woman like vacuum if she stops sucking change da bag

pierrec45
NSW, 2005 posts
22 Mar 2010 6:34AM
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Girl who rides bicycle, peddles arse all over town.

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
22 Mar 2010 9:29AM
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Man doing push-ups in long grass not always as it seem.

(somehow remember that one from about grade 5)

Cassa
WA, 1305 posts
22 Mar 2010 6:35AM
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Man who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
22 Mar 2010 9:27AM
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Dunno....Mungo only pawn in game of life.....

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
22 Mar 2010 12:19PM
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Gestalt said...

he who drinks the most coronas ends up with a lime helmet


That must of been a big lime!!

Helifella
WA, 11 posts
22 Mar 2010 1:05PM
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Man who walks through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Hatchet
WA, 4 posts
22 Mar 2010 1:26PM
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Man with hole in pocket is right on ball.

naismibe
4 posts
23 Mar 2010 3:09AM
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"A lion will not betray his wife. But a Tiger wood."

russh
SA, 3027 posts
23 Mar 2010 10:59AM
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Man playing with tool behind shower curtain not necessarily plumber

Revhead
ACT, 372 posts
23 Mar 2010 7:25PM
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Man with itchy bum have smelly finger

Bender
WA, 2236 posts
23 Mar 2010 4:34PM
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Asian lady stading on hill side with one shot leg, called "Ilean"



man who piss in wind have wet feet

upwind
QLD, 166 posts
23 Mar 2010 7:50PM
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mechanic with one clean finger just had sex

Test pilot 1
WA, 1430 posts
24 Mar 2010 7:35PM
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nude woman who stand on edge of cliff deserve to be knocked off

Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
25 Mar 2010 12:28AM
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better to have full bottle in front of me, than full frontal lobotomy.



carpenter who construct toilet, not necessarily sh!t house builder.

Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
25 Mar 2010 8:10AM
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map of Tasmania no good in Brazil....

Marvin
WA, 725 posts
25 Mar 2010 1:29PM
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Perseverence furthers, and

You don't lose hair, you just gain face.

And I said, the less hair you have, the shorter you need to cut it.

Marvin
WA, 725 posts
25 Mar 2010 1:32PM
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I also said, woman who want to go glamping usually high maintenance.

laurie
NSW, 3904 posts
30 Mar 2010 9:05PM
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Man with two watch, never quite sure of time.



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"Confucious says........." started by Mark _australia