Its a guys leaving do at work and everyones having a few bevvies at lunch.
I figure I'll stop at the bottlo on the way back and pop a 6 pack of corona in my backpack.
reckon 6 corona will keep me going till we hit the town @5pm.
Thing is, were not allowed to drink in the office so need a few ideas about how to pull some sly drinking off.
Idea #1
stop at maccas and grab 20 straws, join together, hide extrat long straw amogst desks computer cables, occasionally lean forward and drink beer out of drawer through straw.
#2 decant corona into sports bottle
# openly lean back in office chair, rest feet on keyboard and drink beer for management to see, hoping they will consider this rock and roll, and join in the fun
any better ideas wuld be hugely appreciated.
Let the beer nap take effect have a snooze and hit the pub strong at 5 knowing your well rested.
1) Buy a bourbon hip flask from the Bottlo and a few cans of coke (cola) instead.
2) Drink a small mouthful of coke and sneakily top up with bourbon.
3) Drink the cans of coke guilt free all afternoon in full view of work colleagues. (Hint: try not to sip on the coke can as though it were an alcoholic beverage)
4) Monday: Good weekend was had and you still have a job 
dont drink at work your breath will smell like a nightclub urinal caek and you will loose your job.
^^^ Except that he's right... 
If it's the bloke's leaving do why not just be up front about it and agree with everyone (bosses included) to blow off the afternoon at work?
Otherwise if you work in an office where drinking is not allowed culturally or worse still because of the type of work you run the risk of getting in to some serious strife.
# openly lean back in office chair, rest feet on keyboard and drink beer for management to see, hoping they will consider this rock and roll, and join in the fun
any better ideas wuld be hugely appreciated.
make it a keg and hire a stripper,**** it go out in style
Why not find a sports bottle that is strangely wide enough to fit a corona in there!? I'm sure it can't be that hard to do.
Or maybe a Thermos!? Would certainly fit there PLUS keep it cooL!
Luckily I finish at 3 and can have a drink at work after 3! 
Not that it occurs that often lol 
Just drink it openly, from clear bottles. If the boss asks, reply "it is urine"
"Haven't you heard of the urine diet to lose weight?"
Bet they don't taste it to find out for themselves
do you need a drink at 3
my kinda school
I must admit when I pull in after work, my brain cant decide whether to take the boots off before or after a couple of cold mouthfuls
if your popping them before 12 seek help
if your popping them before 12 seek help
You have two choices:
1. Rock on. Stripper and a keg. It's party time.
2. Get help. You're a pathetic alcoholic.
Realistically it has to be 1 because if it's 2 there's no hope for you.
easier to cut the top and bottom off a Coke can, split up the side and on she goes - free
Every time I see this topic in the list my eyes see "Disgusting beers at work" and I get overwhelmed with a sense of disgust myself.
If your work is serving up disgusting beers they should be ashamed.
If you are disgusted at people having beers at work you should be ashamed.
If someone is disgusted at you having beers at work they should be ashamed.
Bloody eyes, I think I might finally need glasses.
