Did you accidentally pick up a dog turd thinking it was a ciggie butt with a bit of life still left in it?
In freo on the weekend with family, heaps of crew out and about enjoying street festival scene. Was a massive turd left on a footpath right in the busy part of town the turd was squashed - smeared where some unfortunate sole had stepped on it. 
The person that left that turd there has no right to share our oxygen !
Yes times have changed . Now.... If you you don't clean up after your dog in areas frequented by the public , you are a pig !
There are still pigs that leave their dogs crap on other people's front lawns . And in busy public areas .
They will get their Kama back !!! hopefully in the form of a sloppy stinker all over their bare foot just before sitting in their car .
Or someone who has just witnessed the pigs act of filth will follow them home and deposit the dog borey on the perpetrators front lawn.
I clean up after my dog.
However personally I find joy in the alfresco turd.
E coli needs to be shared
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Put it to good use!
Was working at a shopping centre and every nite some fcucking shyte for brain **** would kick the ashtrays open (smashing them open) to get the butts out. my colleague found a packet of dead wishes 1/2 full left on a mall table, he had that bright (disgusting ) idea...... : collected a fresh dog turd and had a good dip with the coffin nails and planted them in the ashtrays...... they were all gone next morning! No E colli pandemic reported!
If it was you..... no address supplied!
