Out driving past Pakenham when the road in front floods leaving cars stuck for about 2 hours in traffic. Some douche bag who feels his time is way more important than anyone else decides to drive up the emergency lane all the way to the front and then force his way in virtually taking out two cars who were trying to prevent him getting in. Of course, when he started travelling down traffic was still travelling across the flooded road but no sooner had he got 50m from the front (after travelling about 4km's up the emergency lane), two cars got bogged blocking the road. This mean police were forced to get people to turn their cars around and head back up the 3km stretch and up the onramp. This unfortunately meant el-douchebag was now all the way at the back of the queue he'd jumped and if he'd stayed where he was he would have been back on the road 2 hours earlier. Got to love Karma sometimes.
...so how did he handle the trip back pray tell, lights flashing, head lights on??
Saw once a guy in a Landrover beeeeeeep at a known homeless guy as he crossed Oxford street (just started to flash halfway across - as always) he stopped pulled out a set of keys then stood in front of said car and lit a ciggy...lots of folks got a laugh that morning xx
