Thank you all doom prophets! Elenin is disintegrating after going close to the sun! Now I have a full survival kit to sell ……. Complete with rocket launcher (bought from D. Hicks), dehydrated water in powder, Mick Gyver little brother (his sister was already sold) 6000 shotgun shells, 2 X 12 gauge shotgun, 2 x Rambo knives with the full survival kit (jungle makeup, fishing hooks….), portable DVD player and mini foldable giant LED plasma screen, inflatable 3 by 2 fully furnished home, 3 pump up Russian brides just to name some of the essential.
Mmmmmmmmmm ………. maybe I will keep it for 21/12/2012! 
The comet Elenin is disintegrating after going close to the sun! Now I have a full survival kit to sell ……. Complete with rocket launcher (baught from D. Hicks), dehydrated water in powder, Mick Gyver little brother (his sister was already sold) 6000 shotgun shells, 2 X 12 gauge shotgun, 2 x Rambo knives with the full survival kit (jungle makeup, fishing hooks….), portable DVD player and mini foldable giant LED plasma screen, inflatable 3 by 2 fully furnished home, 3 pump up Russian brides just to name some of the essential.
The comet Elenin is disintegrating after going close to the sun! Now I have a full survival kit to sell ……. Complete with rocket launcher (baught from D. Hicks), dehydrated water in powder, Mick Gyver little brother (his sister was already sold) 6000 shotgun shells, 2 X 12 gauge shotgun, 2 x Rambo knives with the full survival kit (jungle makeup, fishing hooks….), portable DVD player and mini foldable giant LED plasma screen, inflatable 3 by 2 fully furnished home, 3 pump up Russian brides just to name some of the essential.
The comet Elenin is disintegrating after going close to the sun! Now I have a full survival kit to sell ……. Complete with rocket launcher (baught from D. Hicks), dehydrated water in powder, Mick Gyver little brother (his sister was already sold) 6000 shotgun shells, 2 X 12 gauge shotgun, 2 x Rambo knives with the full survival kit (jungle makeup, fishing hooks….), portable DVD player and mini foldable giant LED plasma screen, inflatable 3 by 2 fully furnished home, 3 pump up Russian brides just to name some of the essential.
Don't you people understand? It isn't disintegrating. It's hatching! Aliens are getting their **** together on there right now and they'll invade as it swings by.
DOOM DOOM DOOM!
www.metacafe.com/watch/717889/invader_zim_the_doom_song/
The NASA satellite is coming instead.
Put your reinforced tin foil hats on.
Its OK, though the NASA spokesman said there is a 1:3,200 chance of you being hit by a bit of it.
Now, by my reckoning, 22 million people in Australia - so that means 6,875 people are going to get hit ???
I'm staying inside tonight.
I have just been advised it is 1:3,200 chance of SOMEBODY being hit, not ANYBODY being hit.
But, I'm still not going outside tonight
UARS Sat Tracker:
www.infosatellites.com/uars-satellite-tracking-norad-21701.html
Wonder who's going to cop it??
If it is breaking up doesn't that just mean we have more chance of a smaller catastrophe (like one continent gone) rather than a slim chance of the end of the world?
Monday 26 September is the day when it will all start to unwind. It's all Elenin's fault.
I read this post yesterday by some random on another forum. It does kind of freak me out a bit - cause I also think our financial systems are unwinding rapidly and there has never been a sovereign default without a war or military dictatorship.
Copy & Paste Warning:
Well... it missed me
Anyone else get hit by the satellite ?
I'll take no reply to mean it got you.
not a happy camper, I was hoping to recycle some of the ally and fibreglass into my new landyacht, but the orbit was really crap for hitting Oz
Aren't we supposed to be dead by now? Wasn't this comet supposed to wipe out all life on earth? Or bring an alien invasion? Or something?
And how come my shares would have made over 2% today? I sold 'em all off because you lot told me the share market would collapse!
And what the feck is happening to the price of all this silver you guys told me to buy!!??!?
I'll say. Wait until my missus finds the huge credit card bills I ran up on booze and whores. I'll be dead, that's for sure!
Why did I ever listen to petermac?
