Apologies if this has been posted previously but I've only just discovered (for all the other battles go to youtube)
Hawking: "...there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the Universe that we can observe, your muma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.."
lol good post sausage anything that makes one laugh!!! Felt a bit sorry for the wheel chair thing but still laughed !