HERE IS PLACE FOR THE BEST ADVERTISING SLOGAN EVER !!!! FAILED 
WELCOME TO PERTH !!!
The footage of the dog bitting the shark will be used in our turist campaign overseas ..
WTF ?
for sure ! that the best campaign to scary sh**t of West Coast tourist.
Watch now for dogs , guys!
Everybody come to Gold Coast now.
Our dogs don't bites !!
and our sharks are smaller 
, you hardly can see them so close in the water.
FAILED CAMPAIGN !
New campaing for Alice Springs overseas ideas
HEY EVERYBODY !! DON"T GO ON THE EAST COAST - THEY HAVE JELLY
DONT GO ON THE WEST EITHER - THEY GOT SHARKS AND DOGS THAT BITE
COME TO OUR DESERT in ALICE SPRINGS
We have got camels only
FAILED ?
VICTORIA IS THE PLACE TO BE !!
OUR HERO "SAM " KOALA THAT SURVIVED BIG FIRE, ENJOYS GOOD JOINT EVERYDAY SINCE
COME AND JOIN ME !!
HAVE A SMOKE
LADY'S ONLY SPECIAL !!
EVER AFRAID OF RODDENTS ?? NOT ANYMORE 
COME TO TASMANIA 
Pet our cutie Tobbie The Rat
He don't bite, and you can tiggle him under the chin !!
He loves it
and if you like him you can take with you back to Paris
Our tailors are the best craftsmans and we qaurantie your fur will fit perfectly - or money back
WHOLE AUSTRALIA IN ONE GO !!!
TAKE A TRIP ON COAST TO COAST ADVENTURE BY
THE GHAN
THE COMPLETE TRIP FROM ADELAIDE TO DARWIN
AND FREE BONUS
SINCE OUR RAIL TRACK IS BEND A BIT ON THE SUN YOU MAY SEE SOME SYDNEY AND PERTH ON THE WAY TOO
GOLD MINE COAL MINE
WELCOME !!
Only in BALLARAT you can get a Golden Nugget 10 ounce FREE with every Ticket
(*made of skim milk and sugar free)
"Is it rented or private ? Doesn't matter you dam retard. You must be German or similar....
That not a Europe you moron and don't you know that we drive on the left side of the road ??
You must have an insurance ?
Otherwise you will pay me for flat tire on my truck now 
"
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
$5 each
Freshly imported angels. Get one and we give you one free !!!
(for sure if I were Christmas Island citizen I will be more concern of their 'US' quality imports.
Should they install Guttling Gun on the Mexico border to shut that bird in the fly )
COME BACK TO AFRICA
(you all s**t eating m**r f***)
MYSTERY WORLD !!! ???
You don't for sure want see what I see
and giraffe see below that scary s**t of her that much to jump the tree.
What it could be ???
Come to visit our beautiful and mysterious Africa and learn by yourself !!
THIS WEEK ONLY OCEAN CRUISES
BE QUICK !! TICKETS SELLING FAST !!
Our CRUISER may not last either for long as a leaky a bit, so be quick
or book that one !! don't need much fancy clothes or sunglasses on the trip as we are not going to any ports on the way !! All round the world trip underwater !!
SHETATON HOTEL INVITES
The best hotel in the town !!
- is fully - booked- sorry 
But we still have some accommodation by city main street !!!
You will not be disappointed
only $1 a night
!!
All beds are *S**t free !!!
sorry beds are sheet free !!
sorry S**ty beds are free!!!
no... sheets for the beds are free!!
no back again...
you are free to S**t in the bed !!
s**ty shower is free too,
and sh**t served at 6am for breakfast
QUEENSLAND
The cleanest and smother water on the planet.
You could beat all speed records here
Just never look back
