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Funniest story I have read EVER

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Created by JayBee > 9 months ago, 17 Mar 2009
JayBee
NSW, 714 posts
17 Mar 2009 5:12PM
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http://www.watoday.com.au/national/man-caught-with-penis-in-pasta-jar--near-nobbys-beach-20081120-6crq.html

GreenPat
QLD, 4108 posts
17 Mar 2009 4:44PM
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How do you 'uncover' a Jack Russell terrier? It's not like they lie down and stay still very often.

Pittsy
SA, 251 posts
17 Mar 2009 11:31PM
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Already been posted love the story though.

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=48242

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
18 Mar 2009 7:33PM
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A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

So many questions...

- Did the cops steal the porn?
- Why would you make a sex aid (ffs at least buy it)
- Was there anyone in the stockings?
- Was the jack russell limping?

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
18 Mar 2009 5:39PM
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Was the Jack Russel stuck in the bottle??

laurie
NSW, 3904 posts
18 Mar 2009 8:53PM
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"...with his penis in a pasta sauce jar..."



With or without the sauce?

??????????????????????

theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
18 Mar 2009 10:28PM
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................ there are some lonely people

JayBee
NSW, 714 posts
18 Mar 2009 11:08PM
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.....Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling"

LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL,

Inhale deeply,

LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
19 Mar 2009 9:38AM
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GreenPat said...

How do you 'uncover' a Jack Russell terrier? It's not like they lie down and stay still very often.


If I were in that car with my owner and his tackle in a pasta jar, I wouldn't be making a scene, I'd find the smallest space to crawl into, shut my eyes tight and go to my 'happy-place'.



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