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GONADS ! Who has them? Roadtest please

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Created by gibberjoe > 9 months ago, 6 Jan 2012
gibberjoe
SA, 956 posts
6 Jan 2012 9:36AM
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that french mob PIP that make boob implants apparently

makes goolie implants too anyone here using them

never heard of this till now, just dont know how a couple 100g's of sillycone

could be an advantage ............comments please

grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
6 Jan 2012 7:16AM
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Maybe if you've had testicular cancer, and had one removed, you might like a new one to keep you balanced.

slainte
QLD, 2246 posts
6 Jan 2012 11:01AM
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Budgie smuggler enhancements maybe

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
6 Jan 2012 9:12AM
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Body builders use them????

Carantoc
WA, 7298 posts
6 Jan 2012 9:19AM
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Yeah, I have got a couple.

My missus has got my real ones in a jar on the mantlepeice, so I have a couple of prosthetic ones for when I sneak out the house.

I only need little ones, or it puts everything else down there all out of proportion

boofy
NSW, 2110 posts
6 Jan 2012 12:58PM
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gibberjoe said...


that french mob PIP that make boob implants apparently

makes goolie implants too anyone here using them

never heard of this till now, just dont know how a couple 100g's of sillycone

could be an advantage ............comments please

Yeah I got a couple they have built in LED,s that flash, one red and one green to guide me in when its dark remember "green to green when travelling upstream"

tightlines
WA, 3510 posts
6 Jan 2012 10:45AM
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So the old saying "grow a pair" is now redundant, you can just go and buy a set as big as you want.

highnoon
VIC, 602 posts
6 Jan 2012 1:47PM
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I might get some for 'buddy' my dog,
He just hasn't been the same since that visit to the vet.
It might even get him back in the ballpark with the ladies,

boofy
NSW, 2110 posts
6 Jan 2012 1:55PM
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highnoon said...

I might get some for 'buddy' my dog,
He just hasn't been the same since that visit to the vet.
It might even get him back in the ballpark with the ladies,

Ha Ha my Staffy went on a rampage of chewing everything in sight for days after losing his, he was gonna teach me a lesson for removing his 2 favourite things in the whole world

highnoon
VIC, 602 posts
6 Jan 2012 2:30PM
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Buddy here went the other way, (aust' staff)



Keeps his tail between his legs allot
he doesn't chew anything now apart from food, wont play fetch, or tug of war
Doesnt like running. (only 4 years old)
wont let strangers touch him,
The only thing he still does is growl at the postie
But cant be bothered chasing him like he used to in the good ole days

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
6 Jan 2012 4:51PM
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highnoon said...

I might get some for 'buddy' my dog,
He just hasn't been the same since that visit to the vet.
It might even get him back in the ballpark with the ladies,


Yeah,.. get him a nice big pair so you can kick him in them when he's naughty.

BulldogPup
6657 posts
6 Jan 2012 6:01PM
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highnoon said...



Buddy here went the other way, (aust' staff)



Keeps his tail between his legs allot
he doesn't chew anything now apart from food, wont play fetch, or tug of war
Doesnt like running. (only 4 years old)
wont let strangers touch him,
The only thing he still does is growl at the postie
But cant be bothered chasing him like he used to in the good ole days




You savage .... Howwwwwwwwwwlllllll

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
6 Jan 2012 8:10PM
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highnoon said...



Buddy here went the other way, (aust' staff)



Keeps his tail between his legs allot
he doesn't chew anything now apart from food, wont play fetch, or tug of war
Doesnt like running. (only 4 years old)
wont let strangers touch him,
The only thing he still does is growl at the postie
But cant be bothered chasing him like he used to in the good ole days




not a bit to much love in the dinner bowl at all

DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
6 Jan 2012 11:52PM
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Carantoc said...

Yeah, I have got a couple.

My missus has got my real ones in a jar on the mantlepeice, so I have a couple of prosthetic ones for when I sneak out the house.

I only need little ones, or it puts everything else down there all out of proportion




Give's a whole new meaning to the old saying,
"don't look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire"

slainte
QLD, 2246 posts
6 Jan 2012 10:54PM
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BulldogPup said...

highnoon said...



Buddy here went the other way, (aust' staff)



Keeps his tail between his legs allot
he doesn't chew anything now apart from food, wont play fetch, or tug of war
Doesnt like running. (only 4 years old)
wont let strangers touch him,
The only thing he still does is growl at the postie
But cant be bothered chasing him like he used to in the good ole days




You savage .... Howwwwwwwwwwlllllll


Run Pup Run

bobajob
QLD, 1535 posts
6 Jan 2012 11:02PM
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gibberjoe said...


that french mob PIP that make boob implants apparently

makes goolie implants too anyone here using them

never heard of this till now, just dont know how a couple 100g's of sillycone

could be an advantage ............comments please


Oh ***, I read Google implants and thought you were all .... well um obsessed not to mention pisse*

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
7 Jan 2012 12:49AM
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highnoon said...

I might get some for 'buddy' my dog,
He just hasn't been the same since that visit to the vet.


That reminds me of the definition of a 'ball race'.
The dog (or cat) running one step in front of the vet.

Ian K
WA, 4170 posts
7 Jan 2012 9:42AM
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Yes it's hard to find a good vet, there's one in Canberra, got two pups 6 yrs ago. Bring 'em back in 8 weeks, I'll desex her, don't worry about him he won't have pups.

And he was right Clydie hasn't had pups, never met an undesexed female either. Does desexing male dogs do anything for the unwanted dog problem? I don't think so.

highnoon
VIC, 602 posts
7 Jan 2012 3:00PM
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Your right in a way, ...........BUT.................
The main reason for desexing male bullies and staffies is not to control birth rates, (it does help though)
but rather due to the high percentages for prostate cancer in the future if you don't !
( these breeds are high risk for this problem) and hip displacement
My last dog "GROMMET" wasn't done, and I had to put him down early due to cancer.

Ian K said...

Yes it's hard to find a good vet, there's one in Canberra, got two pups 6 yrs ago. Bring 'em back in 8 weeks, I'll desex her, don't worry about him he won't have pups.

And he was right Clydie hasn't had pups, never met an undesexed female either. Does desexing male dogs do anything for the unwanted dog problem? I don't think so.


Sorry gibberjoe, not tryin to change the subject
CHEERS

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
7 Jan 2012 7:06PM
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Carantoc said...

My missus has got my real ones in a jar on the mantlepeice, so I have a couple of prosthetic ones for when I sneak out the house.

I only need little ones, or it puts everything else down there all out of proportion


Hahaha!

Sorry to tell you but your real gonads are in safe storage at a secret and secure location.

The ones on the mantelpiece are only there to make you fell like you still have some change of reclaiming them.

Carantoc
WA, 7298 posts
9 Jan 2012 9:09AM
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GalahOnTheBay said...

Carantoc said...

My missus has got my real ones in a jar on the mantlepeice, so I have a couple of prosthetic ones for when I sneak out the house.

I only need little ones, or it puts everything else down there all out of proportion


Hahaha!

Sorry to tell you but your real gonads are in safe storage at a secret and secure location.

The ones on the mantelpiece are only there to make you fell like you still have some change of reclaiming them.




They must be with my dreams and aspirations, along with my self esteem, credit card pin number and nights out with my mates.

She took them all for safe keeping.

SomeOtherGuy
NSW, 807 posts
9 Jan 2012 12:22PM
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^^^^

You better hope she doesn't see this thread otherwise she may decide to take them out of safe storage and give them a good kick, just as a reminder!

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
9 Jan 2012 9:57AM
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49% of my gonands are vagina.
Thank fk for that 1%

Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
9 Jan 2012 1:15PM
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tightlines said...

So the old saying "grow a pair" is now redundant, you can just go and buy a set as big as you want.


A quote from my girlfriend on "growing a pair"....

"Why do people always use the term, grow some balls when they are trying to tell someone to toughen up?
Balls are soft and sensitive. If you really want to toughen up, grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding"

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
9 Jan 2012 3:51PM
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Ummm,..,.. where does she live?



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