Houston we have a problem

Whats 6inches long and wont be gettin sucked this Valentines Day?

Whitneys crack pipe

It's been 2 days already how long did you want to wait

Trouble is they are all going to be the same as Amy Winehouse jokes and whichever drug riddled "star" was before that

Eagerly awaiting some clever ones though.

Where was Kevin Costner when this happened?

What do Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse have in common?..........
They both have a 10 year old crack addiction!

Note to self ....... Drugs and bath tubes dont mix.

Next time Im off my guts on crack,
I will go for a drive around the block instead of taking a bath. Much safer

I used to think it was very hypocritical of her to do Pepsi ads but spend all her money on Coke.

McDonalds have now released the Amy Winehouse McValue Meal .........................It's Just Coke and Ice