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Created by doggie > 9 months ago, 31 Aug 2011
doggie
WA, 15849 posts
31 Aug 2011 11:41AM
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Woman buys wood block she thought was iPad

A US woman thought she had snared a bargain when she forked out $168 for what she believed was an iPad, only to discover she had just purchased a very expensive piece of wood.

Ashley McDowell, 22, bought the item from two men in the parking lot of a McDonald's restaurant in Spartanburg county, South Carolina overnight.

The men said they had bought the iPads in bulk and were selling them for only $280, a sharp reduction from the $465 US retail price.

Ms McDowell told the men she only had $168, which they accepted, giving her a FedEx box which they assured her had an iPad inside.

It was not until Ms McDowell was driving home that she opened the package and realised she had just bought a block of wood with a painted on Apple logo.

The screen was also painted on, framed with black tape and had stickers attached representing a web browser, email inbox and iPhoto.

"Basically what they'd done is taken a screenshot of an iPad screen turned on, with a copy of a Best Buy sales ticket on front. On the back they'd pasted a cut-out of the Apple logo," Lieutenant Tony Ivey, a public information officer at the Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office said, The Smoking Gun reports

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/8292296/woman-buys-wood-block-she-thought-was-ipad

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
31 Aug 2011 11:52AM
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Imo if you are that fkn dumb then you deserve to be ripped off!
I would be too embarrased to go and report it!

boofy
NSW, 2110 posts
31 Aug 2011 2:17PM
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Reminds me of a story on the news a few years back when some guys got busted selling newborn lambs to Japanese as $400 toy poodles fu,cin funny

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
31 Aug 2011 12:31PM
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boofy said...

Reminds me of a story on the news a few years back when some guys got busted selling newborn lambs to Japanese as $400 toy poodles fu,cin funny

Classic!

One guy I know, when he was a teen, was selling "lucky koala poo" to tourists (mostly japs), he could not go in the koala enclosure so he was just picking roos dropping that were all around the national park where he was working and placing them in little plastic bags. The idiots were buying truck load of it! The souvenir shop owner in the park got pissed of and dobbed him in and he lost his job!

boofy
NSW, 2110 posts
31 Aug 2011 2:43PM
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Ha Ha Felix
The japs are so high maintenence and gullible when the catch- a crab boat docked on the Tweed River where we were for smoko some lunchtimes 5 or 6 of us would all stand and stare up a big gumtree lookin at nothin they would all stop and stand staring sometimes 10-20 of them even taking photos pointing convinced that Kylie minogue or a koala was up the tree

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
31 Aug 2011 3:45PM
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I remember going to a 4wd/camping/fishing expo a few years back & there was a stand selling 'spray-on'mud' - it was basically a bag of dust with a label on it "just add water". About $10 (?) per 500g bag.

I thought it was hilarious...until I was told that they had nearly sold out of stock in the 1st day! Whilst I was standing there, I saw about 5 purchases.

FlySurfer
NSW, 4460 posts
31 Aug 2011 4:05PM
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I'm not sure, I ask myself how dumb can people get every day.
I really don't understand how some people can feed themselves.

It's like 9/11; how dumb do you have to be to believe 2 planes hit 2 buildings and 3 buildings implode with office fires, then sign away all your freedoms.

It's like yesterday I was expecting a delivery so I call up the delivery guy who had just sms'd me. Hi my name is John Doe, from 1 Kirabilly house, your delivering a fridge... who Jame Boag, no John, oh John from Hampden road, no John from 1 Kirabilly, oh Mr Wong.... WTF dude!


I reckon there's a deliberate attempt to make people as dumb as possible.
Make dumb cool with kids.
Make dumb the school curriculum.
Make people vote for dumb or dumber.
Put dumb people on TV.



PS: Dumb is relative.

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
31 Aug 2011 2:08PM
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$168 thats cheap, i wonder if i could get one posted to me?

stamp
QLD, 2800 posts
31 Aug 2011 4:59PM
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felixdcat said...

boofy said...

Reminds me of a story on the news a few years back when some guys got busted selling newborn lambs to Japanese as $400 toy poodles fu,cin funny

Classic!

One guy I know, when he was a teen, was selling "lucky koala poo" to tourists (mostly japs), he could not go in the koala enclosure so he was just picking roos dropping that were all around the national park where he was working and placing them in little plastic bags. The idiots were buying truck load of it! The souvenir shop owner in the park got pissed of and dobbed him in and he lost his job!


german tourists buy packaged moose crap in sweden. its a huge industry.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
31 Aug 2011 3:00PM
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stamp said...

felixdcat said...

boofy said...

Reminds me of a story on the news a few years back when some guys got busted selling newborn lambs to Japanese as $400 toy poodles fu,cin funny

Classic!

One guy I know, when he was a teen, was selling "lucky koala poo" to tourists (mostly japs), he could not go in the koala enclosure so he was just picking roos dropping that were all around the national park where he was working and placing them in little plastic bags. The idiots were buying truck load of it! The souvenir shop owner in the park got pissed of and dobbed him in and he lost his job!


german tourists buy packaged moose crap in sweden. its a huge industry.




Thats money for poo

stamp
QLD, 2800 posts
31 Aug 2011 5:02PM
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jbshack said...

$168 thats cheap, i wonder if i could get one posted to me?




of course you can. send me the $168 and i'll post you an ipad for free!!!

act now and take advantage of our special seabreeze offer: you send me the $168, and i send you the timber ipad, plus refund you $100!!! (simply include your bank account details, including password, when you pay and i will direct debit the refund)

boofy
NSW, 2110 posts
31 Aug 2011 5:04PM
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There is an untapped fortune to be made for you WA crew to sell mullet fillets at Monkey Mia to jap tourists " THE FLIPPER BURGER" or calamari rings as crumbed blowholes

Poodle
WA, 868 posts
31 Aug 2011 3:05PM
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I just won USD$2M in the Canada lottery!!!!!

....I just gotta send some withholding tax to a South African gentlemen to collect my riches!!!

FlySurfer
NSW, 4460 posts
31 Aug 2011 6:33PM
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Poodle said...

I just won USD$2M in the Canada lottery!!!!!

....I just gotta send some withholding tax to a South African gentlemen to collect my riches!!!


Congratulations, pay with PayPal that way your protected against fraud.

FlySurfer
NSW, 4460 posts
31 Aug 2011 6:37PM
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Here's another one for how farking dumb can you get.

Banks gone bust, give them some more money...



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