I would just like to thank Giorgia (15 month old) on behalf of my wife and myself for 2 things. # 1 the avocado, mucus, milk and chicken spew she had in her cot last night, 100% discharge, resulting in a complete bed change, Ren (My wife) completed this bed change task in seconds as I stripped said child, handed child back to wife for redress and distraction tasks ensuring child remains quiet, I then proceeded to rinse the spew off the sheets while avoiding the chicken pieces, this incident also kept her up for an extra 2 hours. # 2 for looking sooo0 damn cute while standing in the laundry in the nude about to have a bath, with her chubby tummy, curly hair, cute smile and the poo she laid on the tiles which missed her legs completely whilst standing! Again, Ren handles child remediation activities whilst I grab the the big **** off role of kitchen paper and get intimate with a less than firm shart. Bless her :)
And none of it mattered because thats how parents roll :)
Regards GT
Congratulations! I don't know how you do it. I changed one nappy in my life (Mr Mom style) and kept on dry reaching with tears streaming down my face. The kids thought it was hilarious though.
That made me chortle, probably because like lots of others on here, been there, done that!!!!!!!
But like Elmo said its just prep. my nearly 18 year old has her friends round all the time for parties and they are just like toddlers, loud and stinky!!!!
Successful toilet training is a wonderful thing. Just got there in my house, now I get called at 5:15 am daddy daddy come look at my poo 
Enjoy it and don't blink or she will be 18 before you know it.
When your child picks up one of their poos and starts eating it, the mind and stomach does some somersaults. 
You should of shot for the kid trifecta...wee in the house, spew in the bed, **** in the bath
We had a night similar a few months ago - resulted in our 2.5yo requiring 4 showers and 2 bed changes throughout the night. I thought I did it tough but like you, can't say enough about the 'mum mode' that the mums do without flinching... just as it was all getting too much, my little girl gives me a hug and says "sorry daddy - I'll try to get better soon so you can go back to bed".
Pure cuteness gold! 
i reckon your own kids poo isnt that repulsive. You get used to it. I never really minded. mind you, all of that stuff is mainly women's work.
my boy never waseted one drop of milk. never ever spewed. daughter on the other hand was a chuckker. all past that now. Now it's just picking their nose and eating boogers! I hit the roof even though I know I used to do it and they tasted good.
Ive walked off a plane and handed the hosty4 spew bags from the rough landing, number 5 daughter basically grabbed my windcheater and spewed into that.
you'll live, keep up the good work
I have only been spewed on. Must be lucky...
Worst I know was a mate changing 1y/o daughter's nappy and got to the bit where you use one hand, grabbing two ankles and lift them vertically, so as to lift their arse off the change table and slide nappy out from under child.
Everyone who has changed a bub can visualise that split second?
Right then is when she did a diarrhoea sh!t, backed up by 50psi of fart, cos she was sick (and nobody knew- yet). He copped it all in the face. half a litre of greeny yellow diarhoea at 300kph.
I still rememeber his wife describing him as in tears and screaming for her to come help....
We were so consoling and showed empathy. NOT!
I love children. Could not eat a whole one though.
NoSelect to expand quotelandyacht said..
Ive walked off a plane and handed the hosty4 spew bags from the rough landing, number 5 daughter basically grabbed my windcheater and spewed into that.
you'll live, keep up the good work
no no
Leave a little bit of chunder in each bag and fold them neatly again and return to seat pocket.
So next person who thinks they MAY need one, gets ready, opens it up, and yep, they need one.
Select to expand quoteSailhack said..
We had a night similar a few months ago - resulted in our 2.5yo requiring 4 showers and 2 bed changes throughout the night. I thought I did it tough but like you, can't say enough about the 'mum mode' that the mums do without flinching... just as it was all getting too much, my little girl gives me a hug and says "sorry daddy - I'll try to get better soon so you can go back to bed".
Pure cuteness gold!
Classic, been there as well, it's funny how no matter what time it is or what you are doing it's like the rest of life stops, you and your wife crack on to make the little ones feel better and safe again.
GT
Select to expand quotelandyacht said..
Ive walked off a plane and handed the hosty4 spew bags from the rough landing, number 5 daughter basically grabbed my windcheater and spewed into that.
you'll live, keep up the good work
I feel your pain and not to be a wanker and go for one better, here is a similar one that happened to my 5 yr old.
Mate, on the way home from Phuket 3 months ago my 5 year old did that and the frigging hosty handed my wife a single chux.... she handed it back saying they obviously need it more than we do, there was spew on the seat in front, the seat he was on and his clothes, foolishly we prepped spare clothes only for our baby thinking she was going to be the problem, poor kid was stripped out of his clothes 1.5 hrs out from Perth, we had a spare pair of shorts that we found in a bag, he had his singlet on, my wifes hoody (Was winter here) I took my socks off as they went up past his knees and he walked off the plane clutching a sick bag and was white as a ghost, he went through the airport like that as well, 12.30 am...... That was a challenge! He was a trooper though.
You are a Dad and a savior, your little girl would have been so upset, well done :)
GT
Select to expand quoteMark _australia said..
Nolandyacht said..
Ive walked off a plane and handed the hosty4 spew bags from the rough landing, number 5 daughter basically grabbed my windcheater and spewed into that.
you'll live, keep up the good work
no no
Leave a little bit of chunder in each bag and fold them neatly again and return to seat pocket.
So next person who thinks they MAY need one, gets ready, opens it up, and yep, they need one.
I will next time :)
GT
Select to expand quoteMintoxGT said..Mark _australia said..
Nolandyacht said..
Ive walked off a plane and handed the hosty4 spew bags from the rough landing, number 5 daughter basically grabbed my windcheater and spewed into that.
you'll live, keep up the good work
no no
Leave a little bit of chunder in each bag and fold them neatly again and return to seat pocket.
So next person who thinks they MAY need one, gets ready, opens it up, and yep, they need one.
I will next time :)
GT
I always find car spews the worst...the smell takes for ages to come out...kids can hold a lot of vomit
Select to expand quotemyusernam said..
I never really minded. mind you, all of that stuff is mainly women's work.
fk off, Im the at home Dad for now, it aint women's work, it is a parents work, whichever happens to be available at the time. (damn I wish my work paid more, dealing with crap bosses doesnt seem so bad these day 
Ah, who am I kidding, it is way better than dealing with crap bosses, just love a break once in a while.)
Select to expand quoteCal said..myusernam said..
I never really minded. mind you, all of that stuff is mainly women's work.
fk off, Im the at home Dad for now, it aint women's work, it is a parents work, whichever happens to be available at the time. (damn I wish my work paid more, dealing with crap bosses doesnt seem so bad these day Ah, who am I kidding, it is way better than dealing with crap bosses, just love a break once in a while.)
hey sending your wife off to work while you sit at home and watch daytime tv and make eyes at the female postie is the ultimate mate! you must have difficulty walking.
Select to expand quotemyusernam said..Cal said..myusernam said..
I never really minded. mind you, all of that stuff is mainly women's work.
fk off, Im the at home Dad for now, it aint women's work, it is a parents work, whichever happens to be available at the time. (damn I wish my work paid more, dealing with crap bosses doesnt seem so bad these day Ah, who am I kidding, it is way better than dealing with crap bosses, just love a break once in a while.)
hey sending your wife off to work while you sit at home and watch daytime tv and make eyes at the female postie is the ultimate mate! you must have difficulty walking.
The tv works in the daytime?
