I want mince made from meat....

...and fark head hero's to wear leggies when surfing the 'pass'

I swear, if one of those boards gets lose and hurts my child swimming in the shallows, nothing will stop me.

be pure, be vigilant, behave.

Translation?

so you surf at one of the busiest surf breaks in austarlia where children, mums and the elderly are swimming not far from the break. Tourists floundering, kids learning and my daughter counted amongst them...then paddling out is two farkheads, flying about flaunting their ability (on shore 15knott waist/shoulder high)...till one short board runs lose...both myself and another father make a bee-line for the board and he catches it two foot short of his three year old son...do you wanna guess what might have been?