Cold feet is your only friend as your other friends are too shy to tall you to walk away.
Listen to your instinct and runaway perhaps with one of the bridesmaids
Congratulations!
Just remember;
Women marry men expecting them to change - and they don't.
Men marry women expecting they won't change - and they do.![]()
Under 30 minutes to go mate, so I that by now hope you are well and truly offline and making yourself pretty... ![]()
As much as I would like to pull together something pithy and witty to say at this point, but instead I will leave it to one of the greats:
bELEIVE ME i HAVE 25 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]
I wish I had beleived my seniors advice back then!
who gets married on a Thursday arvo ???
some thing to do with the wind forcast ???
be strong and give in a lot![]()
15 minutes and counting (plus the time the bride is late)
A telegram that was read out at my wedding:
What do the married couple on their honeymoon and an old TV have in common?
Four wobbly legs and a worn out knob! ![]()
All the best, marriage is a fine institution, and I've heard you of all people need to be institutionalised.![]()
ok so it,s been one and a half hours.
so how was it ?
I mean you,ve had one hour and 28 min to think about it .