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Incredible Business Opportunity!!!

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Created by cisco > 9 months ago, 26 Apr 2011
cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
26 Apr 2011 1:19PM
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Put your people smuggling operation into top gear with this "Rolls Royce" of smuggler's ships.

$260,000 down then 300 people at $20,000 each and you have $5,740,000 to retire on.

Check it out.

http://brisbane.gumtree.com.au/c-Boats-Jet-Skis-boats-jet-skis-other-Seafaring-Cruise-Ship-W0QQAdIdZ276448415

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
26 Apr 2011 11:54AM
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I'll go half with you, we get them on board, take the money, sail 15 mile out of Indo coast, jump in the 15ft rescue Zodiac tender we bought as well and leave them to steer to where ever they can with the last 100 gallons of fuel left. We end rich and not hunted by OZ immigration. How about that??? Genius evil plan![}:)]

bjw
QLD, 3691 posts
26 Apr 2011 1:59PM
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Seriously how many Pot filled bodyboards could you fit in that beauty?

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
26 Apr 2011 1:37PM
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Also to be sure they won't reach our coast call Indonesia's border security and tell them where on board we planted that 100g of cocaine, they will spend the next 50 years in a Jakarta jail and will not be able to ask for the money back!
All planned!!!!![}:)]

stamp
QLD, 2800 posts
26 Apr 2011 6:09PM
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are you sure about that? 100g of coke = $25,000

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
26 Apr 2011 4:20PM
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stamp said...

are you sure about that? 100g of coke = $25,000


Fark thats a lot.
In London my mate gets 3 1/2g for 180 quid.

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
26 Apr 2011 6:33PM
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felixdcat said...

Also to be sure they won't reach our coast call Indonesia's border security and tell them where on board we planted that 100g of cocaine, they will spend the next 50 years in a Jakarta jail and will not be able to ask for the money back!
All planned!!!!![}:)]


The ad says it takes 7 crew so I reckon we should set it up with bank borrowed money, offer 7 locals $70,000 each when they have pulled it off and we should end up with $2.5 mil each to retire on.[}:)] Gets more evil all the time.

stamp
QLD, 2800 posts
26 Apr 2011 8:30PM
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poor relative said...

stamp said...

are you sure about that? 100g of coke = $25,000


Fark thats a lot.
In London my mate gets 3 1/2g for 180 quid.

3 1/2g (an eight ball) here costs about $1000....... or so i've heard

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
26 Apr 2011 6:33PM
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God's way of telling you, you have too much money.

bjw
QLD, 3691 posts
27 Apr 2011 12:39AM
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cisco said...

felixdcat said...[}:)]


The ad says it takes 7 crew so I reckon we should set it up with bank borrowed money, offer 7 locals $70,000 each when they have pulled it off and we should end up with $2.5 mil each to retire on.[}:)] Gets more evil all the time.




I think we should shoot the l locals after theyve helped us, because that would be more gangster. Guys - 70g.....

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
27 Apr 2011 11:49AM
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Yes,yes shoot them and get the money we gave them back![}:)][}:)]

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
27 Apr 2011 12:25PM
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Two toilets with 300 passengers, mmm that could get interesting

bjw
QLD, 3691 posts
27 Apr 2011 2:32PM
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Felix, you are spot on mate. Thinking like a real gangster.

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
27 Apr 2011 6:24PM
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felixdcat said...

Yes,yes shoot them and get the money we gave them back![}:)][}:)]


We don't give them the money up front!!! Only when they have pulled it off.

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
27 Apr 2011 6:26PM
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doggie said...

Two toilets with 300 passengers, mmm that could get interesting


Lock them up or they will sink the boat. Hang a dozen dunny seats around the back of the boat.

Gizmo
SA, 2865 posts
27 Apr 2011 9:28PM
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doggie said...

Two toilets with 300 passengers, mmm that could get interesting


isn't that about the ratio on a plane?

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
27 Apr 2011 10:09PM
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poor relative said...

God's way of telling you, you could have had so much more money.


Fixed that for you...

stamp
QLD, 2800 posts
27 Apr 2011 11:04PM
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Gizmo said...

doggie said...

Two toilets with 300 passengers, mmm that could get interesting


isn't that about the ratio on a plane?


and far better than the ratio at music festivals

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
27 Apr 2011 10:02PM
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doggie said...

Two toilets with 300 passengers, mmm that could get interesting


You and I think alike doggie...
thats all I was thinking when I read the boat species lol

But at this this on has 2 loos

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
28 Apr 2011 9:53AM
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GypsyDrifter said...

doggie said...

Two toilets with 300 passengers, mmm that could get interesting


You and I think alike doggie...
thats all I was thinking when I read the boat species lol

But at this this on has 2 loos


I guess the blokes could just pee over the side

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
28 Apr 2011 12:53PM
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doggie said...

GypsyDrifter said...

doggie said...

Two toilets with 300 passengers, mmm that could get interesting


You and I think alike doggie...
thats all I was thinking when I read the boat species lol

But at this this on has 2 loos


I guess the blokes could just pee over the side

just be sure they don't do it up wind side[}:)]

Gunna1
154 posts
28 Apr 2011 1:26PM
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Why don't we use it to ship all the "refugee advocates, professional protesters(probably dole funded), bleeding heart lawyers(again funded by you and I)" over to Indonesia, or even better to Afghanistan so they can help out at the source.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
28 Apr 2011 1:32PM
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Gunna1 said...

Why don't we use it to ship all the "refugee advocates, professional protesters(probably dole funded), bleeding heart lawyers(again funded by you and I)" over to Indonesia, or even better to Afghanistan so they can help out at the source.


How about we put all of the above and the cast of the bloody royal wedding take them out past xmas is land and sink the whole bloody lot of em!! Sick of hearing about all this crap!!!!!!!!!!!

Rant over flame suit on

ps, might need a bigger boat

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
28 Apr 2011 2:29PM
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Gunna1 said...

Why don't we use it to ship all the "refugee advocates, professional protesters(probably dole funded), bleeding heart lawyers(again funded by you and I)" over to Indonesia, or even better to Afghanistan so they can help out at the source.

add all the illegal migrants, start a fund and I will donate $100-00 to the cause! just need 2500 donations and we have the ship!

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
28 Apr 2011 2:31PM
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doggie said...

Gunna1 said...

Why don't we use it to ship all the "refugee advocates, professional protesters(probably dole funded), bleeding heart lawyers(again funded by you and I)" over to Indonesia, or even better to Afghanistan so they can help out at the source.


How about we put all of the above and the cast of the bloody royal wedding take them out past xmas is land and sink the whole bloody lot of em!! Sick of hearing about all this crap!!!!!!!!!!!

Rant over flame suit on

ps, might need a bigger boat

What wedding???? why would you marry a (.(.) less tarte?



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