Came across a new one the other day from a mate who has been recently divorced. His Canadian buddy briefed him on things to avoid.
SIF - Secret Internet Fatty - Apparently you can spot them by the photos they post in their dating profiles. Essentially they use the camera angle to hide their larger than life bodies. Look out for picture from above with chin up and at an angle so it hides their double chins and their cleverage is exposed - the push up bra hiding their belly. Scary.
GFYS
IMHO
ROTFLMAO
M8
ASAFP
FD
FFS
FIGJAM
FOS
FTSAATSFDNORUAOTDA (f@ck these stupid ass acronyms,they're so f@cken dumb,no one really uses any of them,dumb ass)
POLEDANCER --(Pensioners Overweight Large Egos Dread Any New Concepts Extinction Reality.)
WINDSURFER--(Wind Idiots Nearly Decrepit Senile Uesless Returning For Eighties Reunuion.)
LOL
KITESURFER--(Kind Intelligent Trustworthy Eternal Surfer U Respect For Ever ....um.....errrrr...Retards)
SUP--(Stupid Useless People)
Red thumb away.
Fortunatly Im colour blind,
red and green thumbs are a shade of grey to my eyes, so I just assume they are all green thumbs
Thanks in advance
L ame
O ld
T rolling
O f
F ailed
W indsurfer
I n
N ancy-boy
D enial
T ry
H elping
E verybody
D ecide
O n
C onspiracy
T heories
O r
R eality
Awwww,,,c'mon, I had a go at all the sports,,,
you just got personal.
Me a Failed windsurfer????
Will let you know when I retire if I fail or not at it.
Cant be hard if you seniors can do it.
Committee for the Liberation of Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society
Here is the "Internet Acronym" relevance
