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Created by laurie > 9 months ago, 17 Jul 2009
laurie

laurie

NSW, 3904 posts
17 Jul 2009 6:00PM
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...your toilet gets blocked that you appreciate it flushes!

poor relative

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts
17 Jul 2009 4:18PM
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....somebody looses an eye that you realise the potent power of a stick

Pugwash

Pugwash

WA, 7733 posts
17 Jul 2009 4:52PM
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...4:30 pm, that you enjoy the goodness of chips and beer

Only 29 minutes to go

doggie

doggie

WA, 15849 posts
17 Jul 2009 4:52PM
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laurie said...




...your toilet gets blocked that you appreciate it flushes!


You run out of toilet paper ect ect..............

Greenroom

Greenroom

WA, 7608 posts
17 Jul 2009 5:37PM
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...you lose your internet connection that you realise your addicted to Seabreeze.

555

555

892 posts
17 Jul 2009 6:44PM
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you start testing a new web content filter at work that you realise just how often you do actually 'just have a quick look' at seabreeze in between jobs.

windykid

windykid

QLD, 368 posts
17 Jul 2009 9:09PM
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the monday morning that you "remember" that you have homework

ryebloke

ryebloke

VIC, 54 posts
17 Jul 2009 9:32PM
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you lose 2 bolts of your board bindings that you realise USA is in metric and Oz is in imperial.

Sailhack

Sailhack

VIC, 5000 posts
17 Jul 2009 9:50PM
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you get caught 'chuckin' a sickie' to go windsurfing...lose your job, your family and your home - that you realise...

...you're not gonna be able to afford the latest 2010 quiver!

(at least not for another 6mths or so)

pweedas

pweedas

WA, 4642 posts
17 Jul 2009 7:53PM
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laurie said...




...your toilet gets blocked that you appreciate it flushes!


Dont it always seem to go
that you don't know what youv'e got 'til it's gone
they paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.

(and in the process, blocked your toilet maybe?.)

nebbian

nebbian

WA, 6277 posts
17 Jul 2009 11:26PM
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doggie said...
You run out of toilet paper ect ect..............


The year, 2004. Nebbian had just moved into a nice apartment overlooking Mentone beach, in Vic. After lots of heaving, sweating, and generally shoving assorted goods up a flight of stairs into the new apartment, he was ready to settle into the new pad.

So it came to pass that the bowels, after 36 hours of driving, moving house, and eating fast food, were in no mood to be put off. The new throne was very inviting. It was only after the first movement that two things became apparent:

1) There was no paper on the roll.
2) Having just moved in, there were no rolls in the house.

It's amazing how the mind, under this sort of pressure, puts all sorts of things to the task at hand.

It's also amazing, how versatile tortillas can be.

busterwa

busterwa

3782 posts
18 Jul 2009 6:54AM
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You wake up and have to aploagise to everyone u were drinking with......

Cal

Cal

QLD, 1003 posts
18 Jul 2009 10:46AM
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nebbian said...

doggie said...
You run out of toilet paper ect ect..............


The year, 2004. Nebbian had just moved into a nice apartment overlooking Mentone beach, in Vic. After lots of heaving, sweating, and generally shoving assorted goods up a flight of stairs into the new apartment, he was ready to settle into the new pad.

So it came to pass that the bowels, after 36 hours of driving, moving house, and eating fast food, were in no mood to be put off. The new throne was very inviting. It was only after the first movement that two things became apparent:

1) There was no paper on the roll.
2) Having just moved in, there were no rolls in the house.

It's amazing how the mind, under this sort of pressure, puts all sorts of things to the task at hand.

It's also amazing, how versatile tortillas can be.




Um, wouldnt a shower have been easier and perhaps just a little bit more hygenic?

pweedas

pweedas

WA, 4642 posts
18 Jul 2009 3:19PM
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nebbian said...

doggie said...
You run out of toilet paper ect ect..............


The year, 2004. Nebbian had just moved into a nice apartment overlooking Mentone beach, in Vic. After lots of heaving, sweating, and generally shoving assorted goods up a flight of stairs into the new apartment, he was ready to settle into the new pad.

So it came to pass that the bowels, after 36 hours of driving, moving house, and eating fast food, were in no mood to be put off. The new throne was very inviting. It was only after the first movement that two things became apparent:

1) There was no paper on the roll.
2) Having just moved in, there were no rolls in the house.

It's amazing how the mind, under this sort of pressure, puts all sorts of things to the task at hand.

It's also amazing, how versatile tortillas can be.




You could just use your imagination,... and wash your hand later.

cisco

cisco

QLD, 12365 posts
19 Jul 2009 1:03AM
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you see how the rest of the world lives that you realise how lucky you are.

j murray

j murray

SA, 947 posts
19 Jul 2009 10:11AM
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your G.P. says..." i'm gonna send you to a professor"
Professor says...."unless you do, you wont!"
now search is on for celery and carrot recipies, heart is not in the job!!

sausage

sausage

QLD, 4874 posts
19 Jul 2009 12:39PM
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ryebloke said...

you lose 2 bolts of your board bindings that you realise USA is in metric and Oz is in imperial.


........you have already posted your new reply that you realise you meant it it be the other way around.

Cambodge

Cambodge

VIC, 851 posts
19 Jul 2009 5:27PM
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...you have kids that you realise how you've under-valued sleep all these years.

sandman

sandman

WA, 432 posts
19 Jul 2009 4:55PM
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...you decide to have "one more run" that you drop your kite into the surf

getfunky

getfunky

WA, 4485 posts
21 Jul 2009 4:17PM
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sandman said...

...you decide to have "one more run" that you drop your kite into the surf


and cop set after set on the head before finally emerging from the surf to chase your kite down the beach with an ailing foot that still hurts like kn fury 11days later..

Note to self: Never, EVER say to self "Oky doky - one more quick run then it's pack away time."


It's not until.. you experience the fury of a tropical tummy bug that you realise the true priceless value of an 89c placky bucket when you don't know whether to kneel/stand/sit/die..

doggie

doggie

WA, 15849 posts
21 Jul 2009 5:23PM
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Cal said...

nebbian said...

doggie said...
You run out of toilet paper ect ect..............


The year, 2004. Nebbian had just moved into a nice apartment overlooking Mentone beach, in Vic. After lots of heaving, sweating, and generally shoving assorted goods up a flight of stairs into the new apartment, he was ready to settle into the new pad.

So it came to pass that the bowels, after 36 hours of driving, moving house, and eating fast food, were in no mood to be put off. The new throne was very inviting. It was only after the first movement that two things became apparent:

1) There was no paper on the roll.
2) Having just moved in, there were no rolls in the house.

It's amazing how the mind, under this sort of pressure, puts all sorts of things to the task at hand.

It's also amazing, how versatile tortillas can be.




Um, wouldnt a shower have been easier and perhaps just a little bit more hygenic?


Ya gotta think out side the box sumtimes...

cisco

cisco

QLD, 12365 posts
22 Jul 2009 5:24AM
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your wife goes on holidays that you realise you have been underpaying her.

Cal

Cal

QLD, 1003 posts
22 Jul 2009 12:09PM
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doggie said...

Cal said...

nebbian said...

doggie said...
You run out of toilet paper ect ect..............


The year, 2004. Nebbian had just moved into a nice apartment overlooking Mentone beach, in Vic. After lots of heaving, sweating, and generally shoving assorted goods up a flight of stairs into the new apartment, he was ready to settle into the new pad.

So it came to pass that the bowels, after 36 hours of driving, moving house, and eating fast food, were in no mood to be put off. The new throne was very inviting. It was only after the first movement that two things became apparent:

1) There was no paper on the roll.
2) Having just moved in, there were no rolls in the house.

It's amazing how the mind, under this sort of pressure, puts all sorts of things to the task at hand.

It's also amazing, how versatile tortillas can be.




Um, wouldnt a shower have been easier and perhaps just a little bit more hygenic?


Ya gotta think out side the box sumtimes...


Perhaps next time use the box instead of the tortilla, then yo ustill got somehting to eat!

elizabethb

elizabethb

QLD, 2081 posts
24 Jul 2009 10:41PM
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windykid said...

the monday morning that you "remember" that you have homework


Ahhhh very well said Windykid!
I still have the odd two or so who have this excuse; at least I've found a way around it =]

GreenPat

GreenPat

QLD, 4108 posts
25 Jul 2009 10:07AM
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...the well's dry, we realise the worth of water.

(Benjamin Franklin)

poor relative

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts
25 Jul 2009 2:01PM
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....you go SUPing that you finally realise your a raving homosexual

Pittsy

Pittsy

SA, 251 posts
25 Jul 2009 9:18PM
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... it becomes apparent that sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.

cisco

cisco

QLD, 12365 posts
26 Jul 2009 2:41PM
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it falls off that you realise you should have seen the pox doctor.

RRamjet

RRamjet

QLD, 43 posts
28 Jul 2009 6:26PM
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....a couple of days later your foot hurts from having stood on coral.

NR

NR

WA, 517 posts
3 Aug 2009 2:41PM
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you get to the end of this thread that you realise you have wasted yet another 5 minutes shooting the breeze.


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