A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"
Yeah not bad Dantren but I might be able to top that with this...
Teacher says to Little Johnny, "Use urinate in a sentence."
Little Johnnny says, "My dad reckons urinate, if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten". 
BOOM Tish
