Check out what I got in my email this morning. Straight out of the Nigerian School of Email Writing. Being a trendy type (not) I am thinking of applying for the Chief of Regional Trends...hope it pays well!
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Hi.
We are happy to bring you a new job opportunity at our company. Woodtopia Ldt. has been working with lumber and timber materials, their processing and elaboration for more than 20 years already. This is why we consider ourselves pros in the sector. Yet we go on upgrading our knowledge with every passing day. Since the industry is constantly growing we have decided to enlarge the number of our employees. We seek people who would like to develop their skills in the field and significantly increase their income. There is a set of positions we offer. Most of them are remote, which is why no relocation is necessary. Please see below the list of job-offers.
At the moment we recruit:
- vendors
- project managers
Managerial vacancies:
- Chief of Regional trends development
- Chief of Customers Relations
- Financial Supervisor of the region
Please provide us with your CV to our mail, so we can evaluate it.
Best regards
Administration of Woodtopia Ltd.
NB: Your email address was forwarded to our company by a Head Hunter agency. We are sorry if this message is undesirable.
Shhheeeezzzzzz, Dazza, and here I has thinking I had been specially targetted for this amazing opportunity
And then there is this: www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/LOL-Money-Launderers-cant-read/
Heh I got the email first, I wanted that regional role, now I will have to settle for the Chief of Customers relations role as I can be pretty rude to Telemarketing people.
Is Woodtopia part of Utopia?
Tesco supermarket possibly the largest in the UK [and others] is currently involved in ripping off the unemployed on a massive scale.
The unemployed get sent there to fulfil job search criteria,having to work fulltime many weeks,sometimes into months,just to continueto qualify for benefit!
Slave labor like in the old days.
