Sometimes we go on with our day to day lives and are oblivious ... "well stupid (ME)"
My GPS says to bear left....I thought it was bare left...(dumb bum me)
I thought (god knows why) North Korea was land locked...(hits her head)
I thought Airs Rock was on the Queensland side of Alice Springs....(really am I that stupid)..
Any one else want to share 
Actually you are quite intelligent. You are becoming aware that certain perceptions were incorrect.
I think my classic, (and I'm getting better at them as I get older), was last November in a howling storm.
Thought I'd gone out on my 43cm board, had a feeling it was very easy to get planning, but put that down to the hyper saline lake we were on.
Had a big stack and sprained my foot badly so gave it away.
Wasn't until I was loading stuff back into the van, I discovered the 43cm board was bone dry, but the 48cm board was wet!
Now I have marked them with texta, won't do that again.
It's a little known fact that Lake Eyre is just the hole left over from digging up the Rock.
No I've never been wrong, ever.
When I don't know something I immediately look it up (google/wikipedia), bcos I know I'm too stupid to remember to look it up afterwards.
I really really did not know that Freddie Mercury was gay.
I had to grow my hair ,stop wearing singlets and shave off my moustache
A few years ago I got back into windsurfing after a break of ~20 years. I got the full set up, board, rig, harness. Two sessions in I wondered why the label/writing on my shoulder harness was upside down. It wasn't a shoulder harness, it was a seat harness
FWIW it worked ok 
...she hits her head again 
...sick as a dog actually....
...sick as a dog actually....
^^^^^ I wish ...could take some nice drugs for that
Nausea...and no I'm not pregnant
Now you see, I need to go back and pay attention in Geography class
I thought Boston was more inland from New York city.
I think I got the Bronx and Boston mixed up.........(Bl@@dy dumb)
I have been to the west coast of the states and Mexico....and have a fair knoledge of the states from the west coast to the middle...North Carolina and South Carolina Delaware Pennsylvania ...oh and I know were Maine is
But the New York State area..I have never paid attention too.
I think cause it snows and I HATE!!! the cold...
I just spent a week to build my electric auger digger only to realize just now that is spinning in wrong direction !
So instead of digging is only good to bury the hole 
Something like build a electric bike or car that will run only on reverse !
The faster you want to get to office, shop or home the further its become 
