I am willing to help out pump up kites or whatever needs doing so i get some practice for when i will have to do mine, ill do it for money but ill also do for free, near redcliffe btw
if you want to do an no questions asked blow for kiting equiptment waveslaves your man 
a kiter!
-'forum specific joke/insult' -.
without prejustice....
kitesurfers '3 windsurfers '2
is your real name mr dover? 1st name ben?
try a kiting school. at least you will learn from a credited person and also learn what not to do.
Rich is either the funniest troll in ages.. or a complete insular dweeb, that takes the stereotypical Me! Me! Me! genY thing to a whole other level.
I'm still not sure which..
Either way I grow weary of this young upstart and so does Yodadog.
from the PM's I got I think he's just a naive gen y spoilt brat 
annoy me he does
free stuff he wants
laugh at everyone's reaction I do
You won't understand it at first but it is ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL to your future kiting skills. Don't listen to what anybody else says and don't worry if it doesn't make sense right away, just accept the mystery.
My car is available for polishing this weekend, I'm on the Cold Toast.
