Man Already Knows Everything He Needs To Know About Muslims:
local.theonion.com/man-already-knows-everything-he-needs-to-know-about-mus-1819571716
Just thought I'd share.
edit: Some people don't recognise satire when they see it.
Illuminating.. well almost - I quickly shut the door and dived under my black n white couch!
Noice one panda. 
