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The world of interwebz news is fickle to say the least....Select to expand quoteNewsy people wrote.......
We've just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.
Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.
A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived. A cardiologist at UCLA tells TMZ Jackson died of cardiac arrest.
Source: www.tmz.com/
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I heard its a mistake... He actually was found in the Childrens Hospital having a stroke
There won't be a funeral they're going to recycle him i heard there's plenty of usable plastic they can reclaim.
Michael Jackson has died...To commemorate his musical achievements, McDonalds have released the "McJackson Burger. It's a 50 year old piece of aged albino meat shoved between two 8 year old buns.
Michael Jackson is dead. They are going to melt him down and make plastic toys so the kids can still play with him.
I hear Michael Jackson has died. Time of death was when the big hand touched the little hand.
They were worried up in Heaven what Elvis would do once Michael arrived so they called in a Charlies' Angel....
Michael Jackson has died of cardiac arrest. It's his first arrest not relating to children.
Ambulance officers confirm Michael Jackson's death. He was blowing bubbles when they arrived. The chimp is now in a stable condition.
Michael Jackson has died in hospital and nurses don't know what to do with the body because plastic recycle day is not until next Tuesday.
sorry guys
Crikey! There is obviously no waiting period for jokes on Whacko Jacko to be tastefully funny..
On the positive side there are several prosthectics goin cheap. Price drop - buy one nose get 2 more free.
His publicist sadly announced that all his upcoming dates have been cancelled... starting with Adam aged 10, then Toby aged 9, then Windwarning aged 6, then ........
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Coz' there are twenty of them
Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven and God said he would grant her 1 wish. " I wish all the children of the world would be safe" she said
So God killed Michael Jackson
Really really sorry guys.....
Driving to work this morning I heard he had died at 7:00am.
By the time I got to my office at 7:20 I had over 10 emails about the guy.
How do people come up with this stuff so quick??
I heard he said he wanted to be black again, and this was as good a method as any......
as long as when they go to cremate him there careful that he doesnt turn into plastic explosives...
The autopsy results were just released - it seems he died of food poisoning.
Apparently he ate a 12-year-old wiener.
DJ
