Ok so I'm a girl
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I tivo all my watching stuff so I very rarely watch an add
but did a double and tripple take when I saw this...
is this for real...is nothing off bounds any more 
Oh and by the way...they had an Allbrands cereal add before this one
In all my experience, the more smelly you are the more dogs love you.
I don't think they rate all that cleanliness stuff that highly.
In fact I happen to know, dog philosophy goes something like,..
'I stink,. therefore I am'. 
(with apologies to Rene Descartes )
Good TP, super soft, but it tears easily.
It's a bit of a joke though because you actually want to be super clean you need to use the wet stuff. Or install one of those little spray hoses like they have in asia - you can get the kits cheap on ebay, just a few screws to install.
The missus bought 1 pack of the wet stuff for us to try - I wasn't really bothered enough to keep using it but I did some scientific testing and suffice to say it keeps getting you cleaner after cottonelle stops making a difference. 
Doesn't anyone think it is wtf?
with a puppy running up after people smelling their ass... wtf 
to sell toilet paper....
Add guy speaks to Cottonelle people...
"We will run a campaign add with a cute puppy going up to people and smelling their ass....this in turn will get people to buy our new cottonelle with gripples"
and what! gripples!...for goodness sake....use cottonelle with gripple and your ass will not have a puppy running after it...
But to be serious.
Do you wipe your arse with the ripples in the same direction, or perpendicular to, your wiping direction?
I would think ripples at 90deg to the action gets more stuff off. But I find the paper tears easily if used that way and bang, chocolate ripple finger.
Thus I use it with ripples in same direction as the cleaning stroke. Which makes them irrelevant.
?
) , and not $10 a roll aloe vera infused rippled stuff with pics of seashells and mermaids.
AANNDDDD ya know what? This ad is really annoying me. It is soooo offensive to disabled people.
Like the KFC ad with the whole 'giving fried chicken to coloured folks' - this is sooo wrong.
The labrador is sniffing butts, are they suggesting blind sight-impaired people stink? Seriously, we all know labradors are seeing-eye dogs, so this ad is obviously targeting blind sight-impaired people for ridicule.
It needs to be removed (as soon as a whole bunch of leftie Yanks are offended by it)
What is wrong with using pages from the local Community Newspaper? Zero cost and you get the pleasure of smearing the smiling face of some local political candidate with yesterdays Korma. Even better, why not use pages from The Worst Australian torn in half?. I would gladly pay $1.30 to wipe my arse with a pictures of the current bunch of State and Federal political phuckwits.
At least I would know that my $1.30 wasn't completely wasted. Kind of a fitting tribute to the level of journalistic endeavor that is served up each morning. The Body & Soul liftout won't enhance my wellbeing, but it will keep my date dag free.
By the way, once the paper 'n' sheet soaks in the bowl for a few hours it will flush.
Alternatively, you could use a Puppy and simply wash and spin dry it after each use.
im with you gypsy it's very very wrong.
Trying to guilt people into buying better paper because their arse stinks.
Whats next? A whole bunch of hungry cats chasing some chick around because she didn't wash with dove Ph neutral body wash?
