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Created by poor relative > 9 months ago, 31 Mar 2009

WA

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

Salvation is here
Even if your child is playing with satans testicles.
www.landoverbaptist.org/

i love extremeism when moderation isnt half enough
forums here
www.landoverbaptist.net/

NSW

4188 posts

Ok so I am bored and I clicked through.

But how's this article in the second link:

Custom Designed Menstrual Shacks Exquisitely Crafted!

And if you think I am joking (no it's not rickrolled unlike some other threads I could mention ) www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/march/menstrualshacks.html

Seriously - WTF?

poor relative

WA

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

Pastor Deacon Fred said....

Personal Testimony:

"When I hear the first sign of nagging, I pop in my ear-plugs, load my wife, Macel into the back of our Hummer and make the two-minute trek over rough terrain due-south of our Christian summer home. I can view Macel at my Godly leisure though a telescope installed on the deck outside of my Estate library to make sure the shack has not shook loose of its foundation. I can also simply turn my head and vomit right off the deck into the garden instead over the bedpost onto the floor, if I happen to catch a glimpse of her unclothed. Thank-YOU! Mr. Hargraves! You have made a Christian gentleman very happy for almost 40 days out of each year! Glory! - Pastor, Deacon Fred.

Classy suff