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Osama Bin Laden is Dead!

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Created by MrSpaggiari > 9 months ago, 2 May 2011
MrSpaggiari
QLD, 241 posts
2 May 2011 3:23PM
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The article numbers are rising like hot cakes.

Osama Bin Laden is dead! :O What implications does this bring??

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/...364/story.html

You know, the funny thing is that I was dreaming about US troops and terrorist forces at war last night, I wonder if it was the same time Osama was killed. Not joking, lol.

:O:O

Ados
WA, 421 posts
2 May 2011 2:44PM
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Great. Now all the troops can come home.

CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
2 May 2011 5:26PM
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Ados said...

Great. Now all the troops can come home.


Why, does his body contain the entire worlds resources of oil??

Gunna1
154 posts
2 May 2011 3:36PM
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It may be a good idea to stay away from tall buildings and densely populated night spots with an American or Western flavour for a while.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
2 May 2011 3:55PM
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"Jihad will continue even if I am not around."

Never a truer word spoken

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
2 May 2011 3:56PM
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Yes, look over head for falling planes and skyscrapers! I bet 5 mill to 1 cent that his successor is already hard at work!
Lucky Osama, he is a martyr now and according to the muslims fairy tale he is in haven with allah having the party to end all parties with 10 virgins (camels?)

Ados
WA, 421 posts
2 May 2011 4:05PM
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CMC said...

Ados said...

Great. Now all the troops can come home.


Why, does his body contain the entire worlds resources of oil??


Haha good one. Anyone who thinks that killing OBL will stop terrorism in any way is misguided to say the least. if anything it will probably fuel more violence against westerners. Its a good thing for Obama's re-election prospects though.
I'm not saying he didn't have it coming, I just don't see it as the victory it is portrayed as. Plus I sort of feel uncomfortable cheering over someone's death despite the fact he had it coming to him.

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
2 May 2011 6:12PM
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Flux
WA, 533 posts
2 May 2011 4:19PM
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Trade centre bombing happened in 2001 right and this guy supposedly organised the faction that did that, and now here we are, what some 10 years later on in this war on terrorism, and they have amazingly finally killed him!?? Pfft!

Haha this whole 9-11 debacle is without doubt the biggest load of bullsh!t I have ever witnessed! and this is one situation that deserves the conspiracy banner, because it was without doubt total deception all the way.

Ok he's dead nice one, but who really knows any of it?, and who is really who and what role they truely played?, in this plainly obvious steaming cow pat of deceit and lies.

Carantoc
WA, 7301 posts
2 May 2011 4:35PM
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You are all assuming that he was once alive

The conspiracy deepens .........


felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
2 May 2011 4:43PM
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I believe that Osama and "Ahmed the dead terrorist" are one same person! Look on Utube.... lot of similarities![}:)]

Ados
WA, 421 posts
2 May 2011 5:15PM
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Carantoc said...

You are all assuming that he was once alive

The conspiracy deepens .........





ahh now it all makes sense. was Osama Jesus?

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
2 May 2011 5:46PM
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felixdcat said...

Yes, look over head for falling planes and skyscrapers! I bet 5 mill to 1 cent that his successor is already hard at work!
Lucky Osama, he is a martyr now and according to the muslims fairy tale he is in haven with allah having the party to end all parties with 10 virgins (camels?)




No mention of camels in that part of the text. I spose you could put in a special order though if that's what takes your fancy.
Also, the general view is that it's 72 virgins, not 10.
From the text,
"Verily, for the Muttaqun [righteous], there will be a success (paradise); gardens and grapeyards; and young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age; and a full cup (of wine)" (An-Naba 78:31-34). "

That's a bit strange since alcohol is prohibited. Maybe it's light wine, sort of like decaffinated coffee.

And it doesn't specifically say that you get to have your wicked way with the "young full breasted maidens" but then if all you could do is sit around and look at them while they darn your socks or something then I would think that would be more like purgatory than heaven. Just my view.
Maybe for someone who has just strapped on a bomb and blown themselves to smithereens then just watching them darn your socks for an eternity would be total bliss.

All up, I'm left somewhat bewildered as to the meaning of much of this text. It seems to be aimed at appealing to the base animal instincts rather than any higher ideal.

{edit} Hmm,.. just looked up this bit;-
sura 56 verses 12- 39: "They shall recline on jewelled couches face to face, and there shall wait on them immortal youths with bowls and ewers and a cup of purest wine (that will neither pain their heads nor take away their reason); with fruits of their own choice and flesh of fowls that they relish. And theirs shall be the dark-eyed houris, chaste as hidden pearls: a guerdon for their deeds... We created the houris and made them virgins, loving companions for those on the right hand..."

So I guess if they are "face to face", it sounds a bit too intimate to be darning socks.
But the wine definitely sounds like the decaff stuff because it says; "that will neither pain their heads nor take away their reason"
Not sure what the point of it is then really. Might as well drink lemonade.

petermac33
WA, 6415 posts
2 May 2011 6:02PM
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is there anyone out there who still thinks he did the dasterly deed?

anyone out there who think his numerous video releases were real?

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
2 May 2011 6:11PM
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Probably almost everyone except you Pweet.
Although everyone would be aware that he didn't personally do it, but followers of his warped philosophy did. And with his blessing and approval.

Mark _australia
WA, 23726 posts
2 May 2011 6:15PM
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petermac33 said...

is there anyone out there who still thinks he did the dasterly deed?

anyone out there who think his numerous video releases were real?


Is there any conspiracy theorist aquainted with the facts?

EDIT: oh sh!t .... "no conspiracies" rule. Sorry Lozza.

Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
2 May 2011 8:20PM
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Apparently there has been a misunderstanding about the 72 virgins.
The news is that the righteous actualy get one 72 year old virgin!

Little Jon
NSW, 2115 posts
2 May 2011 8:34PM
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I've got a big conspiracy theory but I havn't worked it out yet. But the strange thing is the US can't produce a body, its gone already, surely they would of keept it at least 12 hours? At least give us a photo or take him alive and hang him like Saddam.

petermac33
WA, 6415 posts
2 May 2011 6:36PM
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some people still believe in the fairytale told to us then,why?

a good nights sleep perhaps?

knowing authority is corrupt,including the media is just a step too far for most.

they can't simply get their head around the fact we live in a matrix.

we are taught to believe.

when 'truth' is presented in a professional way by a man in a suit on the t.v,then it must be true.

as George Humphrey said in his excellent documentary the great illusion,is the truth important?

Mark _australia
WA, 23726 posts
2 May 2011 6:37PM
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Skid said...

Apparently there has been a misunderstanding about the 72 virgins.
The news is that the righteous actualy get one 72 year old virgin!


Careful - Poor Relli will sign up to be a jihadist

Little Jon
NSW, 2115 posts
2 May 2011 8:38PM
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Ok, I've thought of one now, he never really existed, just a fictional character made up by the US so we have an enemy now the cold war is over.

Mark _australia
WA, 23726 posts
2 May 2011 6:42PM
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^^^ I think it is rather proven he exists, considering his Mujahideen mob were trained by the CIA etc to fight the Soviet invasion, he was a friend (of sorts) of the US early on, and his Saudi mates kicked around with the Bush family and other rich Yanks for quite some time

Little Jon
NSW, 2115 posts
2 May 2011 8:59PM
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Maybe he died from his health problems but the press release version is a lot more exciting like the Jessica Lynch fib.

Little Jon
NSW, 2115 posts
2 May 2011 9:09PM
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How long does it take for a DNA test

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
2 May 2011 9:10PM
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It'a a conspiracy I tell you! Oh wait... here we go...

As other folks have already said, I also struggle to see an upside to this any way you cut it.

So much for due process, and let the merry-go-round of an eye for an eye continue

knigit
WA, 319 posts
2 May 2011 7:14PM
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RIP World hide and seek champion: 2001,2002,2003,2004,2005,2006,2007,2008,2009,2010

Meanwhile:




doggie
WA, 15849 posts
2 May 2011 7:14PM
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Kill it.

sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
2 May 2011 9:16PM
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Obituary:
Osama bin Laden - Guiness Book of Records Hide & Seek champion 2001 - 2011

EDIT: beat me to it Knigit

Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
2 May 2011 9:19PM
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I bet he now regrets using the "check in" feature on facebook!

petermac33
WA, 6415 posts
2 May 2011 7:20PM
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the Jessica Lynch fib is a classic only bettered by the fairytale we were taught to

believe on 911.

everybody should google the Jessica Lynch fib,it's even admitted now the heroics of Jessica were completely fabricated.

and the poor 4 souls who mysteriously met a sad ending,just a coincidence.

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
2 May 2011 9:30PM
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Wow, it gets better (and by that I mean worse)

From here www.theaustralian.com.au/nocookies?a=A.flavipes

Tonight it emerged that bin Laden had been buried at sea, after senior administration officials said his body would be handled according to Islamic practice and tradition, and buried within 24 hours.

But finding a country willing to accept the remains of the world's most wanted terrorist would have been difficult, the official said, so the US decided to bury him at sea.

Burying bin Laden's body at sea would ensure that his final resting place does not become a shrine and a place of pilgrimage for his followers, observers said.

Declaring "justice has been done", US President Barack Obama earlier announced that bin Laden had been found hiding in a fortified compound at Abbottabad, more than 100km northeast of Islamabad, and an operation launched by a special forces strike team.


Even avoiding the obvious conspiracy theories around this it's a huge cop out at best.



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