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Penis tattooer's charges upgraded

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Created by GypsyDrifter > 9 months ago, 15 Nov 2010
GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
15 Nov 2010 10:17PM
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AAP November 15, 2010, 12:28 pm

The charge against a Queensland man accused of tattooing a penis on a mate's back has been upgraded.

Matthew Francis Brady, 21, was charged with assault occasioning bodily harm last month over accusations he tattooed a 40cm-long image of a penis and a crude slogan on the back of Chester Ives, 25.

It's alleged Brady tattooed the lewd image instead of a Yin and Yang symbol and some dragons, as requested by Mr Ives.

Brady appeared in the Ipswich Magistrates Court on Monday, where his charge was upgraded to grievous bodily harm.

Seriously...how in the world would you not know you had
a tattooed 40cm-long image of a penis on your back...
It's not as if it could all be done in one sitting

Mister Dugong
368 posts
15 Nov 2010 11:15PM
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must resist, quality phallic humour, very low brow, so hard...

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
16 Nov 2010 10:26AM
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It is going to be an interesting case, whilst everyone would agree what he did was wrong (on so many levels), what charge actually sticks will be another matter...

Carantoc
WA, 7302 posts
16 Nov 2010 8:33AM
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GalahOnTheBay said...

It is going to be an interesting case, whilst everyone would agree what he did was wrong (on so many levels), what charge actually sticks will be another matter...


inking under the influence ?

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
16 Nov 2010 8:33AM
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I wanna get boobs across my back the word not actual boobs

oceanfire
WA, 718 posts
16 Nov 2010 8:35AM
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doggie said...

I wanna get boobs across my back the word not actual boobs


well you never know, the former would be helpful if you ever went to jail...

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
16 Nov 2010 8:40AM
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oceanfire said...

doggie said...

I wanna get boobs across my back the word not actual boobs


well you never know, the former would be helpful if you ever went to jail...


Um yea, ok rite-o..

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
16 Nov 2010 11:27AM
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I reckon the 'mate' may well end up doing time and get used to the feeling of a penis on his back (end) too.

Both are Darwin candidates most likely.

dads
14 posts
16 Nov 2010 12:30PM
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I'd be as upset with the workmanship as i would be with the design.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
16 Nov 2010 1:04PM
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dads said...




I'd be as upset with the workmanship as i would be with the design.


Hahahahahaha!!

Gorgo
VIC, 5127 posts
16 Nov 2010 4:13PM
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Just being serious for a second (snigger), the tattooist should be a given a huge jail sentence, wholly suspended and pay for the removal of the offending tatt and the legal costs.

The victim should get no compensation because he's a dickhead.

maxm
NSW, 864 posts
16 Nov 2010 4:37PM
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Gorgo said...

The victim should get no compensation because he's a dickhead back.


doggie you could sell him your patented design. All the guy needs is a couple of dots and they could be boobs

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
16 Nov 2010 2:33PM
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maxm said...

Gorgo said...

The victim should get no compensation because he's a dickhead back.


doggie you could sell him your patented design. All the guy needs is a couple of dots and they could be boobs


Thats true maxm, it could be modified but I was thinking more Ben Cousins style with just "BOOBS" across my shoulder blades in that classic script I would feel like a real man then hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
16 Nov 2010 2:37PM
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for boys that go to jail!
something to look forward too..or is that behind

busterwa
3782 posts
16 Nov 2010 2:40PM
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Probally better doing it to your mates artliner pens or pen ises lol

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
16 Nov 2010 2:48PM
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busterwa said...

Probally better doing it to your mates artliner pens or pen ises lol


Funny buster [}:)]

Gorgo
VIC, 5127 posts
16 Nov 2010 7:29PM
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Here's one for Doggie. Laurie's fun police will never think of looking for boobs in a thread about penises.



doggie
WA, 15849 posts
16 Nov 2010 5:02PM
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Gorgo said...

Here's one for Doggie. Laurie's fun police will never think of looking for boobs in a thread about penises.






Nice Gorgo yea they would never think to look here

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
16 Nov 2010 5:44PM
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LOL...thats a crack up Gorgo



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