feel to see that I'm still alive ..... 
scratch my cods to know they're still there ..... 
yawn .... x 3 
hit the alarm button ..... [}:)]
curse the lotto chick for not drawing my numbers ..... yet a-bloody-gain....[}:)]
Pee
drink water - how people go straight to coffee when dehydrated i dunno ???
breakfast in front of seabreeze
showerbourbon drive to work yay 
Feed the baby
Change the baby
Feed the baby again
Go to the toilet
Go back to bed.
Repeat endlessly.
have a pee
check my work day
stretch while scoping the breeze
shower
pack food for the day
second one would be have a ciggie
1 have a pee
2 glass of water
3 Have a root if i'm lucky
4 coffee from my very good brewing machine
5 breakfast
6 make lunches
7 have a surf - I live across the road from Burleigh point
8 go to work
Heat water for tea in micro.
Spread chyavanprash onto cracker.
Take Synthroid tablet with water.
Go outside and piss into bushes.
Let beagles out to do same.
Drink of water
Smoke - helps encourage no2
No 2
Shower
Quick play with bubs and animals
Pee
Drink a glass and a half of water
Switch on Coffee Machine, make coffee
Check wind direction and strength, and check the swell
Decide the order of the day... surf then work...??? Or work, surf and work.
PS - drinking a glass of water in the morning is a very good thing. My dad & uncle told me years ago that it would help flush/clean the kidneys. It just made sense to me, and I've been doing it for ever.
Fart [once the Mrs has left the room 
]
Pee
Shower/shave
Coffee machine
Multigrain toast
Consume 4 + 5 in front of Sea Breeze
Piss
Make tea, collecting paper in process of emptying teapot outside
Make porridge and microwave for 2 mins
Fire up laptop to browse the forums
Read paper
Yes I did think of open eyes! Just trying to get some ideas to spice up my morning routine ! Dunno about the porridge though thought that was for poms!
Those that didn't say - 'reach down & adjust/scratch' are flat-out liars! That's even before eyes are opened.
pee and/or fart
contacts in
brush teef
coffee and/or breaky
poo and/or wee
let the day begin
"The Gibbo" is the only true humaniod here ^^^^^^
With confession of a good FART
....true aussie
I can't believe there were not more Brushing of Teeth in the lists - especially the ones who listed a 'roll in the hay' - surely you would brush first? Morning Death Breath is the worst.
When at home
Go back to sleep (I always wake @ 04:00)
Listen to ABC News
Check phone for Calender Alerts
Get dressed
Walk to local cafe and drink coffee/read paper
When at work
Go back to sleep (I always wake @ 04:00)
Watch SkyNews
Get dressed
Eat breakfast and make coffee
Go to meeting and pretend to care about current operations
I can't believe I replied to this thread.
Thanks to everyone who sent get well cards.
