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Reality tv.

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Created by busterwa > 9 months ago, 29 Sep 2010
busterwa
3782 posts
29 Sep 2010 9:56PM
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The renovation programme on tv tonight was extremely good and educational and the winners deserved to take out the prize. next show....

BOSS IS COMMING TO DINNER.
The stakes are set high at 25k pa
Im sorry people if the boss wants dinner he can cook it himself for that package
The employer was askin questions like...
What makes you want to be a limmo driver?
Are these people serious?
It would probally be a good parttime job for a semi retired person but why create a series out of it?

I think Mabe we should get cisco on there ;-)
It would be more entertaining.
Could ask questions like ........
How many driving infrindgments fines does your alis false name have ?
How long have you been drivin a taxi in iran for?
Why are you a different skin complexion age birthdate on your passport?
Do you have a current australian visa?
Do you have a tax file number?
Are you a terrorist?
Is this a current picture of you? fig 1.1
How much fertalizer can you pack in a limmo?

fig 1.1


mineral1
WA, 4564 posts
29 Sep 2010 10:03PM
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Reality TV, absolute......bulll.......
That and cops shows

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
30 Sep 2010 9:05AM
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Gold buster! Classic!!!

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
30 Sep 2010 11:40AM
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Where do I apply?

theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
30 Sep 2010 12:37PM
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Reality TV, hahahahahahahahahaha

go outside or read a book

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
30 Sep 2010 11:29AM
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theDoctor said...




Reality TV, hahahahahahahahahaha

go outside or read a book


Or look on the internet for UFO landing sites

thommo 000
1670 posts
30 Sep 2010 11:35AM
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cisco said...

Where do I apply?


theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
30 Sep 2010 2:55PM
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doggie said...


Or look on the internet for UFO landing sites


derr doggie, ufos' are transcendental and therefore don't need a landing site...

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
30 Sep 2010 1:00PM
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theDoctor said...

doggie said...


Or look on the internet for UFO landing sites


derr doggie, ufos' are transcendental and therefore don't need a landing site...



Oh yea they pass though, rather than land on. Is that right is that why there is crop circles?

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
30 Sep 2010 11:58PM
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thommo 000 said...

cisco said...

Where do I apply?





LOLLOL Not quite rolling on the floor laughing.

Good one thommo.

busterwa
3782 posts
30 Sep 2010 10:15PM
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cisco said...

thommo 000 said...

cisco said...

Where do I apply?





LOLLOL Not quite rolling on the floor laughing.

Good one thommo.



There is a tender in the paper to provide affordable housin to refugees ...........

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
1 Oct 2010 12:47AM
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busterwa said...

cisco said...

thommo 000 said...

cisco said...

Where do I apply?





LOLLOL Not quite rolling on the floor laughing.

Good one thommo.



There is a tender in the paper to provide affordable housin to refugees ...........


Ahhh! Now I get it! Even though my earliest known ancestor arrived in Australia on the Third Fleet and

as gizmo said......

'cisco, your actually part of the most discriminated against group in the Australian community "White, able bodied, Anglo saxon, hetero sexual, male and earning an income"......, I am a refusee,....sorry refugee in Australia.

Does that qualify me for the 5 star accomodation and free money the latest arrivees are getting. If so I may never have to work another day of my life. Like that idea.

busterwa
3782 posts
30 Sep 2010 11:34PM
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Charity begins at home!!!! Im not sure why people knock you so much crisco im a brutally honest person like yourself
you remind me of me. As bad as this brain of yours shows hatred your not alone.
We will slowly bring these sand eatin monkeys up to a westernized world and women will be treated correctly people will be treated fairly and not live in intimadation.

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
1 Oct 2010 2:03AM
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Watched "Welcome to Lagos" on SBS the other night.

Those people living at the dump and making a living from it are the last ones who would ask for charity yet are probably the most deserving of it.

If those kinds of people started arriving by the boat load instead of the ones who are currently, Australia would no doubt be the better for it.

They are cheerful, optimistic, honest and hard working.

The 4 Corners doco on the "People Smugglers" exposed the fact that the two biggest operators in Indon are actually ex boat people that got Aus residency and then went to Indon to set up shop as smugglers.

I do not hate people. I hate egotism, hypocracy and injustice.

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
1 Oct 2010 2:59AM
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busterwa said...

Charity begins at home!!!! Im not sure why people knock you so much crisco im a brutally honest person like yourself
you remind me of me. As bad as this brain of yours shows hatred your not alone.
We will slowly bring these sand eatin monkeys up to a westernized world and women will be treated correctly people will be treated fairly and not live in intimadation.


The knocking is the "Mob Mentality/Schoolyard Bully Syndrome". If someone is a bit different or does not agree with the general consensus, they get picked on. Fact of life. It does not bother me one iota.

If you took the time to go through all of my posts to this forum I don't think you will find one example of me knocking another forum member (except in an obviously jocular manner).

Only a few people on this forum know me personally so to the knockers I say bring it on because they really do not know what or who they are talking about.

As to your last sentence:-

"We will slowly bring these sand eatin monkeys up to a westernized world and women will be treated correctly people will be treated fairly and not live in intimadation."

I would take out the words "slowly sand eatin monkeys westernised" and substitute them with "soon barbaric savages civilised".

Cheers Cisco.

mattyjee
WA, 575 posts
1 Oct 2010 8:03AM
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"You say reality's crap - I disagree.
Crap isn't crap until it's on TV".

Quote from TISM song.



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