Help me get this straight, you can become royal if a long, long, long, long, time ago one of your ancestors does (something) and that entitles you to rule over people, and be worshipped by them... even if your a retard > can't speak properly > a pervert > mentally ill > murderous > handicapped >>>>.
Not only that, but then you also get to invite in to your little "royal" club anyone you want AND call other people commoners.
Then you give your offspring the same the same privilege AND you all get to live in a palace or a couple.
Your word counts over all others.
You get your face printed and minted on all the money.
When you get married they close the city and and and... you get the picture.
Now how do I get a gig like that? Seriously what do I have to do? I've been missing direction in my life and becoming "royal" sounds like a good goal.
Marry Beatice or Eugenie.
If you want to be like many past royals marry Prince Harry.
Or, as your opinion of the British Royal Family seems low, you could join them and marry the Queen Mum. Bit of every perversion in there.
I wanna marry this retarded, murderous, handicapped pervert Royal.
Who is that? She sounds hot?
Just because we have a a bunch of retard inbreds on the throne doesn't mean thats the norm.
The king and queen of thailand are greatly respected and revered by Thai people. Ever been into a thai restaurant where their picture isn't on the wall?
It's because there good royals letting the prime minister and government do their job and only stepping in when something big has gone wrong or unjust.
The Danish also love Frederik and Mary
Yeah great, become the ruler of some stubby holders, stickers and associated tourist tat.
At least with the British Monarcy you would have a quality cotten tea towel with your face on it.
<<PRESS RELEASE>>
I would like to announce that Carantoc is the new ruler of Hutt River Province.
All hail Carantoc
The king is dead, long live the King
Prince Leonard was killed with a single shot to the face last night during a covert opration by the Carantoc special forces. He resisted arrest.
His body has been buried at sea.
I will not be realisng any pictures or evidence as that may offend Huttians.
However, I now require all those with Hutt River Provence passports to start paying taxes. First $50 install ment to be sent to myself immediately.
<<END PRESS RELEASE>>
