Just got this one on email, great spelling ect.
How do they think people will go for this garbage!! 
Greetings,
I have a profitable and classified monetary transaction which I believe might be of interest to you. I expect and count on you to handle it with utmost commitment, trust and urgency.
I wish to apologies that the details of the business will not be disclosed to you for now until you assure me beyond every reasonable doubt that I can trust you. Honesty and trust are the success key factors in this transaction, so therefore your assurance of confidentiality and trust will be highly appreciated.
I look forward to your earliest response to assist prior to further clarification. kindly reply to [email protected]
Yours Sincerely,
CLIVE HENRY
**** off Clive!! 
So clive does what, that benefits you how. LOL
I had a guy SKYPE me last week telling me there was a account with 18 million in it and he was looking for someone with the same last name to help him claim it. He worked for the bank and the account had no next of kin, so he would add my name in, then report the owner off the account was dead and proceed to track down the NOK then once i had the funds he would fly to AUS to pick up his share in cash 60%.
He wouldn't take no for a answer, so now i have all of the $18 million in my account and are just waiting for min to contact me. But i think i gave him the wrong address. lol.
There are a lot of scams out there, so if it looks to good it probably is a scam. Don't give them your email, paypal, address or any personal info.
I'm collecting ALL the spam email addresses that come to me and going to try and sell it back to the spammers for $$$ when I get enough 
Then the con-men can try and con each other
Saw a new variation this morning, it looks like the randomly generated text they use to try and trick the filters is infecting the bit of text where they tell you about the amazing stuff they're letting you in on:
we obtained my friends and I located u sent me this to make between $001 and $0,246 nobody believes this is possible until I saw the software since day 1 the gains have only gained more. u will only have to follow the instructions issued by Google click here to view it The temper pokes the terrorist into the stretched unseen. jx adolf climbed bryanty the flight took a long time beten keith benson
Use gmail, the spam filters are pretty damned good 
Apparently spam looks like this:
I wonder if products = cheap meds?
