I would rather encounter a shart in the water than at a crowded shopping mall !!!
Holy crap. I saw a shark while i was kiting there last year. They're everywhere!!!!!! Omg. OMG!
Maybe I should be on the shark appreciation thread instead. It was beautiful. Just gracefully glided under me along the sea floor (in approx 3m of water). Didn't seem the least bit interested in me.
You are lucky to be alive!!!!
I'm sure if it had seen you it would have killed you, and all your friends probably.
I had a 4mtr plus white pointer do 2 laps around me at triggo (that doesnt sound right does it) , any way that was just a minnow you saw , whe you get one this big doing laps around you it gets you to thinking I really could be his or her dinner!!!
I climbed my mountain of sh%%t, and never went back in the water for YEARS,
I have no fear now ,and once again love the water.
ps I was there on that morning at Triggo , with Davo , my boardo, was coldo, windyo,scaredo, and oh oh I left in my caro .
Have a nic dayo!!
how many this yr Leech?????
u sure ur not hallucinating.......
be aware of Greenrooms mushroom soup 
See even sharks hate jetskis
Well this one was only small and didn't seem interested in me.
would rather encounter a shart in the water than at a crowded shopping mall !!!
AND I COP **** FOR MY SPELLING YOU ASSHOLES HOW DO YOU SPELL SHARK
It is said in humour Dude.
Definition according to urban dictionary:-
shart
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "****" and "fart")
I sharted at the party last night and
went home pronto to change my clothes.
When Kiting at Stockton I often mistake the shadow of my kite as a shark. Should I report this, and if so to whom?
