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Shark wetsuits - will they work?

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Created by Luma > 9 months ago, 18 Jul 2013
jenkz
WA, 793 posts
18 Jul 2013 10:44AM
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Go hang off the Cott beacon with one and find out.

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
18 Jul 2013 10:50AM
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I think it should work.
I thought of something like this myself but it's a bit out of my scope to do anything about it.

I was thinking more along the lines of colouring the wetsuits similar to something sharks didn't lke to eat, but I couldn't find anything that they didn't like.
Apparently they eat tin cans and I don't think they would be very tasty.
But there might be some fish or something that they find disgusting so typically don't eat. All we need to do is find what it is andt hen colour the wetsuits to look like that.
If that design they have chosen does that job then the problem is solved.
it wont solve every case but if it makes a significant difference then it's worth it.

Issa
355 posts
18 Jul 2013 10:58AM
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pweedas said...
But there might be some fish or something that they find disgusting so typically don't eat.

A Collingwood jersey could work.

Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
18 Jul 2013 1:08PM
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Yeah, all good and well. But the real question is....

Will they work with boardies worn over the top of them?

myusernam
QLD, 6160 posts
18 Jul 2013 1:52PM
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can't hurt

fingerbone
NSW, 921 posts
18 Jul 2013 3:20PM
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It stands to reason this colour would be used...they have never found a zebra inside a shark.

ikw777
QLD, 2995 posts
18 Jul 2013 8:44PM
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They defeated German U-Boats (sharks of a diferent kind) with something similar back in WWI and WWII.

jn1
SA, 2770 posts
18 Jul 2013 11:51PM
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pweedas said..
But there might be some fish or something that they find disgusting so typically don't eat.

Andre Georgescu's research in the Spencer/St Vincent gulfs in the 90's observed that the Great While didn't hunt the Black Sting ray due to it's large double barbs.

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
18 Jul 2013 11:06PM
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jn1 said..
pweedas said..

But there might be some fish or something that they find disgusting so typically don't eat.



Andre Georgescu's research in the Spencer/St Vincent gulfs in the 90's observed that the Great While didn't hunt the Black Sting ray due to it's large double barbs.


Yeah but wetsuits are already mostly black and that doesn't seem to be working all that well.
Maybe if we attcah a stingray tail to the wet suit it might help?
Or maybe some double barbs somewhere instead of just one all wrapped up tight?

Or maybe just paint some barbs on the legs, that might do it. Cheap too.
I think something simple like that might work.
All I need now is some willing guinea pigs,.. I mean loyal employees.

One thing is for sure, plain black is not a good idea. Why make yourself look like their favorite snack,. Seals.

Haydn24
QLD, 473 posts
19 Jul 2013 1:41AM
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Really? They are trying to make you camouflaged in the water?! Great whites are apex predators, I'm almost certain they will see, hear or feel you while you splash around like an epileptic squirrel stuck in a night club. Maybe the bright colours night work..

Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
19 Jul 2013 2:17AM
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pweedas said..

I was thinking more along the lines of colouring the wetsuits similar to something sharks didn't lke to eat, but I couldn't find anything that they didn't eat



How do you make yourself look like a GWS but bigger than the one that wants to eat you?

boofy
NSW, 2110 posts
19 Jul 2013 8:04AM
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To late the fkrs are on to us

Adoy
NSW, 238 posts
19 Jul 2013 9:42AM
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What about in murky water? Pretty sure thats when most attacks occur...Sharks rely on their other senses not just sight.

I'm thinking Beetlejuice...



Macroscien
QLD, 6809 posts
19 Jul 2013 12:37PM
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Manufacturer of this new zebra wet suits should offer at least some sort of money back warranties.
For those completely eaten, full refund, If you just loose a leg wet suit replacement free of costs.

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
19 Jul 2013 12:41PM
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I'm tipping that if you don't have the b@lls to surf because you think a shark may get you - you're going to struggle with the fashion fopar that these wetties induce.

rod_bunny
WA, 1089 posts
19 Jul 2013 10:46AM
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Shark wetsuits - will they work?

Why does a shark need a wetsuit? Could extend the southern range for Tigers maybe?
How will they do up the zip without hands?

Macroscien
QLD, 6809 posts
19 Jul 2013 1:01PM
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That is the latest swimming collection.
Just in case strips doesn't work well on shark you could bang him with steel ball.

Macroscien
QLD, 6809 posts
19 Jul 2013 1:16PM
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In the season when beach is crawded you could take yourself beautiful

picture

Macroscien
QLD, 6809 posts
19 Jul 2013 1:22PM
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Hello Dad and Mum
I am sending you picture from my summer holiday


Don't worry about me, we have good food here. Fish and chips everyday

ikw777
QLD, 2995 posts
19 Jul 2013 7:01PM
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They won't work in Queensland...

pirrad
SA, 850 posts
19 Jul 2013 8:15PM
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This isn't new.
I've seen this on a tv show before, the theory behind it was that the black and white stripes was similar to the striping of a sucker fish that attach themselves to the shark and do whatever they do, the sharks don't eat them because they are useful to them.
Also seen on myth busters (I think) where they experimented with different noises under water and found that sharks were deterred by the sound of a plastic drink bottle being crushed, often give the mono sail a good shake when in the water longer than usual water starting

And then there's the doco where they built a hydraulic shark jaw and kept winding up the pressure until it took a clean bite out of a leg of pork, what a crock of sh!t that was, didn't take into account the threshing affect of the shark, far removed from the Rodney Fox doco where they wore mesh sleeves and enticed , ok only small sharks to take fish by biting there arms and came to the conclusion that the jaw pressure of a shark is not where the damage is done.

pirrad
SA, 850 posts
19 Jul 2013 8:23PM
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Skid said..

Yeah, all good and well. But the real question is....

Will they work with boardies worn over the top of them?


hope not
EDIT. I do kite, but you'll never see me with boardies over my wetty.

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
19 Jul 2013 7:04PM
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Soooo,, no fashion sense eh?

saltiest1
NSW, 2575 posts
19 Jul 2013 11:06PM
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since when do sharks look above the water to eat?

Green Cherub
WA, 296 posts
19 Jul 2013 9:13PM
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pirrad said..

Also seen on myth busters (I think) where they experimented with different noises under water and found that sharks were deterred by the sound of a plastic drink bottle being crushed, often give the mono sail a good shake when in the water longer than usual water starting

Not sure this holds true;


Might want to stop shaking your sail haha.

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
19 Jul 2013 11:46PM
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They'll work fine if you include something disgusting in the wettie along with the surfer.
After the first 100 or so the dopy sharks will associate the loud boy pattern with the vile contents and avoid them.
Hmmm... maybe they should trawl around with something a little less alive in them for training purposes.

Haydn24
QLD, 473 posts
20 Jul 2013 12:50AM
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Green Cherub said..

pirrad said..

Also seen on myth busters (I think) where they experimented with different noises under water and found that sharks were deterred by the sound of a plastic drink bottle being crushed, often give the mono sail a good shake when in the water longer than usual water starting

Not sure this holds true;
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Might want to stop shaking your sail haha.


Surely thats 57ft? That's a ridiculous depth to be at with the gear they have on... still pretty scary though.

j murray
SA, 947 posts
20 Jul 2013 11:34AM
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wouldn't it be much better if the wet suits were hivizz flouro colours, then the shark would clearly see that it was a human

and doing 2+2 maths in the head realize that there is more fish in the ocean to pray for?

evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
20 Jul 2013 1:07PM
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Why not just make wetsuits with "DO NOT EAT" written on them?

...on second thoughts this will work fine until you run into a Portuguese shark.

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
20 Jul 2013 12:25PM
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j murray said..
wouldn't it be much better if the wet suits were hivizz flouro colours, then the shark would clearly see that it was a human

and doing 2+2 maths in the head realize that there is more fish in the ocean to pray for?



That made a funny picture in my head. If I was a cartoonist I would put up a picture.

I don't think sharks do much praying, even before meals. The're just not all that religious.
Perhaps you meant 'prey'?



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