She wants to come down the beach to watch but after 4 hours aka15 mineuits
of watching me (no interest in watching me what so ever) on the water she gets bored and wants to go home. ....
last time i took her down she wanted to learn but then she complained that she wasnt strong enough to lift a 4.0 sail in 2knots.
How do you entertain your other half at the beech.?
Any hints and tips on palming of the misses.?
mark my old misses threatened to burn and run over my windsurfing equipment .
I would like to keep my new misses but not sure how to keep her?
bachelorise buddy, its the only way, or a full frontal labotomy, the biggest pile of chick mags ever wont even cut the cheese.
good luck
leave her at home. tell her to cook, clean, gardening etc. if she complains ask her if shed rather be at the beach. if she complains tell her to harden up fast!
gaurenteed to get you heaps more time on the water for a long time.
i gotta mention im very lucky with my boss. she lets me out as long as i like, provided she gets her surf in the mornings.
top girl. after 15 years shes still gold.
SHE! needs a hobby.
Me and mine do most things together...
But if he wants to go and do his hobby for a day or half a day
I think great I have half a day to do my hobby..(and for you guys thats NOT shopping
)
He has actually left for the day to teacher a couple of guys how to drive a boat..
So ooouuu I get this time to my self...arrrr excellent
Mark, cause he knew about my old misses (she was a large girl and was a clingy siko jealous windsurfing) ( made me choose her or the windsurfing) Hard decision i can tell you.
Alot of chicks don`t really have any hobbies or sports.
Ill look into that and sygest some hobbies.
I googles hobbies for women
cards, scrap booking, hiking, body building, dancing, decorating, fashion, hair, photographs, collecting items such as stamps, kites, dolls, etc. Make candles, jewelry, baskets, pottery and crafts of all kinds. Gardenng, drawing, volunteering, sewing, cooking, music, writing,
i would say some of those are chores?
Well you know the old saying,..
"You can't live with them,.. and you can't shoot them."
I think that's how it goes. Isn't it?
Anyway,. what you need to do is get her interested in sewing. That way she can fix up your sails.
Great idea, or just a great idea?
Have you shot her yet?
I have this really good idea for getting rid of a body. Stick her in the freezer but make sure she is Otto bin shaped. If you cannot saw her up the best thing to do is to strap her up and sort of mould her as she freezes.
If she is still alive you can save yourself a heap of effort by shooting her in the Otto bin. It is best to play some loud music while you compact her although an option is gassing.
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No you can't shoot her. That's against the rules.
Freezing her and putting her in the garbage is not only a lot of heavy work but leaves tons of evidence. Its the same as volunteering for prison and you can't windsurf in prison. They do a different kind of surfing in there.
You could send her to a swingers party on her own. That's pretty fatal I understand.
Alternatively you could pretend to be a dangerous madman and make her run away.
This can be subtle or in ya face crude. You can leave little warning hints in you pockets and drawers and emails. The discovery of a kitchen knife in a bedside drawer can be quite disconcerting. Having the occasional whispered conversation with yourself and stopping with "shhh shes here" can be quite scary. You should casually mention that you have stopped your medication because "they" told you to. If she says "What medication?" say "Oh didn't you know?". Refuse to take out the garbage because you know they are watching and you think she must be in league with them. Refuse your flu inoculation and wear a tin foil hat to bed. Sleep in the spare room with the door locked. Test any thing she cooks on the dog. Leave emails that say cryptic things like "When do you want it done?"
Before you know it she'll be off to visit her mother for a few days....
See. Its fun and easy.
OK you cannot shoot her. I came up with that when a little inebriated.
There is a sure fire solution. Stop showering and develope some distasteful sexual practices. This will work and if you explain to your mates you will not lose them as well. If you combine this with some of Notwal's excellent advice you will guarantee a result and possibly a longer term solution as well, sort of like a pemanent deterrent.
Let us know if it works.
busterwa if you REALLLLYYYY want to keep her (and this is from a females point of view)
You need to make every thing her idea...or good for her
"Hey honey I am just going down down the beach to give you some time to wash your hair and do girlie things, or watch your mid day movie, or go out with your girlfriends for lunch" and when I come home I'll mow the lawn..un pack the dish washer..give you a foot massage...eat your lovely dinner...
Or seriously get a girl that understands you and does not want to change you
A friend once said to me .. "If I'd shot her when I wanted, I would have been out of jail by now..." (joke!)
This is not a joking matter Laurie, we are trying to help Buster out with some difficult issues
How large was she? I would far rather large than anorexic but there is a limit that has been stretched through beer. Anyhow mate, don't get hung up on the old one, sounds like you have a mountain of work with this one.
Put a photo up so we can rate her, that may help!
The minute it gets too hard they take the easy way out 
idiot anorexic chicks are cheap to "keep"
I didnt tell her i went windsurfing this afternoon had a far better windsurf because i didnt have to go back to shore all the time to see if she was ok.
I had a similar issue with my girl when we got togetherand she could'nt understand why I was so into surfing........
Greenroom gave me some good advice which really helped.
I plan my spare time around what the conditions are going to be for the week and I prioritise my social activities vs the conditions and vs doing stuff together with my now wife. Its important to do stuff together and its also as important to do stuff by yourself . I think the key is compromise , communication and be reasonable if you want it to realy work Buster.
Some times the answer lies within having a look at it from her perspective , however there is no need to sacrifice what you really love to do with your spare time. Just talk about it and work out a schedule earlier rather than later that can work for both of you.
Sneaking out with out her knowing can work in the meantime but do you realy want to be in a relationship where you have to hide things and sneak around????
Personal integrity is a vital key to any relationship and sooner or later you will say to you self this is a joke and Im over it.
Time to get straight with your self and her mate.......
Hope this helps,
DR Kearnsy
instead of playing cricket
(joke!)
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