A friend asked me if it was too early to start with the Amy Whitehouse jokes
I said noooo no no
friend told me amy winehouse was dead all I could say was.... how can you tell...?
I was recently asked the same question when Adriana Xenides from Wheel of Fortune died. I said that was it was
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And more...
Amy Winehouse is dead. Unfortunately, her parents can't keep her ashes as it would be possession of a Class A drug.
Amy Winehouse walks into a bar. The bar-tender walks over and says "sorry, we don't serve spirits in here".
Sources say police have estimated Amy Winehouse's ashes at a street value of £500,000.
Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
Amy Winehouse's manager is said to be unfazed by the news of her death.
He said, "I'm not sure it'll make much difference to her performance"
Amy Winehouse isn't dead.... When the police were drawing the line around the body she got up and snorted it !!!!!
Apparently Rupert Murdoch has issued a press release - he is very touched by all the messages of sympathy
left on Amy Winehouse's mobile phone... 
Elton John will perform at Amy winehouse's funeral singing a beautiful rendition of candle under the spoon!
