www.watoday.com.au/lifestyle/supersized-debate-on-how-much-soft-drink-is-too-much-20120914-25wkj.html
Any sugary drinks over approx 473ml have been classified as 'super sized' and will be banned from sale in most places.
What the hell. Laws like this bug me the most, I don't care if a fat person can't control themselves. If I want a litre of cola, I want my god dam litre of cola. Not some childrens serve.
My years of legal experience and wisdom has found a loophole in the law...
"I'll have 2 Pepsi's instead of 1 please"
It'll go the way sudafed did - first they'll limit how much you can buy at one time, then they'll start taking your name, then there'll be a national database regulating supply and next thing you know no-one will be able to make speed in their backyard anymore.
.....wait, where was I?