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Stef

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Created by oliver > 9 months ago, 20 May 2010
oliver
3952 posts
20 May 2010 7:04PM
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I've only ever met two Stef's in my life and both are incredibly hot - to the point where I start to stutter and can't look them in the eye properly. Call me shallow - but if I am somehow reborn I think I'll marry a Stef next time around.

The first Stef was a girl in the office that I hardly knew - it was my first facebook mistake - I got drunk one night and with drunken bravado I added her as a friend and she accepted. I hardly know her. It's so weird.

The latest Stef is a contractor at work that I mentor in projects. Because of the story of the first Stef, my friends at work gave me a challenge to add her as my friend on facebook before I leave in three weeks. Don't know quite how I'm going to do it - I try to be professional with her, but somehow, I turn into a bumbling mess whenever I get close - and then I say things that I kick myself about for days later.

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
20 May 2010 9:26PM
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Stef? I know her. She's transsexual. You wouldn't believe it would you.

Makaha
1145 posts
20 May 2010 8:01PM
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Oh dear

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
20 May 2010 8:02PM
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Whenever i hear stories such as this i cannot help but go to google images to see what 'stef' might throw up
I got this (amongst others)

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
20 May 2010 8:12PM
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Steph however is different.

Steph conjures a picture of this lovely looking young lass from the iconic Aussie program, depicting life in the burbs - Neighbours



That girl next door look makes me bubble.
I'd never get anything done if she was a workmate and would probably end up having my face slapped.

LeStef
ACT, 514 posts
20 May 2010 10:30PM
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I had to reply...
I wonder how many Stef or Steph are on Seabreeze.
But Sorry Oliver I am not on facebook so I can't be your friend, or until we meet...
I am pretty hot too(*) , that would make 3 of us.


(*) that's what my wife says
LeStef.

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
21 May 2010 11:03AM
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NotWal said...

Stef? I know her. She's transsexual. You wouldn't believe it would you.


Classic!


Hey Oli - if you are making a goose out of yaself - she most probably knows you are gagging for it - just go ahead and ask the hotty out (in your last week). You are already embarrassing yaself so why not put it on the line and go for GOLD. No pain - no gain.

Either that or just seek randoms and ask if they mind you calling them Stef.

Watch out for the ones with big hands and Adam's apples tho.

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
21 May 2010 11:04AM
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Stef #1 has a nice smile, likes two straws and doesn't seem to have a gag reflux. Good spottin.



EDIT: Er... made a bit more sense when uber-Steph's pic was up.


Sorry if my comments scared uber-Steph away.

ok
NSW, 1089 posts
21 May 2010 4:34PM
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obviously lost the plot.

oliver
3952 posts
21 May 2010 2:36PM
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It seemed like a good idea to put her pic up when I was tanked up last night. This morning it didn't seem that good an idea after all.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
21 May 2010 2:59PM
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poor relative said...

Steph however is different.

Steph conjures a picture of this lovely looking young lass from the iconic Aussie program, depicting life in the burbs - Neighbours



That girl next door look makes me bubble.
I'd never get anything done if she was a workmate and would probably end up having my face slapped.


OOOoooohhh yea PR, Steph from Neighbours is total babe!!

maxm
NSW, 864 posts
21 May 2010 5:02PM
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Good move Oliver. Although she was kinda nice to look at.

cisco
QLD, 12365 posts
22 May 2010 12:03AM
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Anybody got a photo of Steph..fanny

Mark _australia
WA, 23737 posts
21 May 2010 11:14PM
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oliver said...

The first Stef was a girl in the office that I hardly knew - it was my first facebook mistake - I got drunk one night and with drunken bravado I added her as a friend and she accepted. I hardly know her. It's so weird.



Woah, hang the fork on, rewind.
You were on the internet, drunk, and made a friend request to a girl at work who is mega hot and she accepted.
WTF is the problem? She accepted, go have drunkmonkeysex and be happy.

oliver
3952 posts
23 May 2010 4:36PM
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I think you have summed up the problem Mark_Australia. I only added her because I thought she was hot - there was no other reason, I hardly knew her. Just another hot woman in our office.

Being so hot Stef #1 would be used to guys hitting on her and so I'm guessing she would have thought exactly what you wrote. Adding her as a friend, when drunk, was a big mistake and afterwards it made me feel like a facestalker - which I don't see myself as being. It took me a couple of weeks before I could laugh about it. Prior to that when I saw her in the office my eyes would look at the ground - it was really weird. I had this sense that she thought that I was just having drunkmonkeysex - which I wasn't. Anyway, I'm really glad she left our company.

Stef #2 on the other hand is different. I kind of like her as a person, and have had some interaction with. Even though she is way hot, I don't know her - and I'm not going to take up the dare - unless I get drunk again.

Which is unlikely.

NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
23 May 2010 8:41PM
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oliver said...

I think you have summed up the problem Mark_Australia. I only added her because I thought she was hot - there was no other reason, I hardly knew her. Just another hot woman in our office.

Being so hot Stef #1 would be used to guys hitting on her and so I'm guessing she would have thought exactly what you wrote. Adding her as a friend, when drunk, was a big mistake and afterwards it made me feel like a facestalker - which I don't see myself as being. It took me a couple of weeks before I could laugh about it. Prior to that when I saw her in the office my eyes would look at the ground - it was really weird. I had this sense that she thought that I was just having drunkmonkeysex - which I wasn't. Anyway, I'm really glad she left our company.

Stef #2 on the other hand is different. I kind of like her as a person, and have had some interaction with. Even though she is way hot, I don't know her - and I'm not going to take up the dare - unless I get drunk again.

Which is unlikely.


Oliver Oliver Oliver ...

hotballs
VIC, 114 posts
24 May 2010 10:14AM
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that is soo true man,i have met 4 stephs in my life and i would love to root 3 of them coz 1 of them is me sister

hotballs
VIC, 114 posts
24 May 2010 10:17AM
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oliver said...

I think you have summed up the problem Mark_Australia. I only added her because I thought she was hot - there was no other reason, I hardly knew her. Just another hot woman in our office.

Being so hot Stef #1 would be used to guys hitting on her and so I'm guessing she would have thought exactly what you wrote. Adding her as a friend, when drunk, was a big mistake and afterwards it made me feel like a facestalker - which I don't see myself as being. It took me a couple of weeks before I could laugh about it. Prior to that when I saw her in the office my eyes would look at the ground - it was really weird. I had this sense that she thought that I was just having drunkmonkeysex - which I wasn't. Anyway, I'm really glad she left our company.

Stef #2 on the other hand is different. I kind of like her as a person, and have had some interaction with. Even though she is way hot, I don't know her - and I'm not going to take up the dare - unless I get drunk again.

Which is unlikely.


hotballs
VIC, 114 posts
24 May 2010 10:18AM
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bottoms up man



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