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Surfbike new surfing invention

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Created by Quebecoismen > 9 months ago, 21 Nov 2008
Quebecoismen
24 posts
21 Nov 2008 12:59AM
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Hy Australia .
I am a french Canadian inventor and i am looking for Australian Frends to test my
invention the first ever surfing bicycle.
Take a look at my site: yogakayak.com
Thanks

arancini
WA, 373 posts
21 Nov 2008 10:48AM
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no worries send me one and I will try it out for you.

surfingboyo
QLD, 318 posts
21 Nov 2008 12:41PM
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yeah, i'll even pay postage if that interests you.

easty
TAS, 2213 posts
21 Nov 2008 2:20PM
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surfingboyo said...

yeah, i'll even pay postage if that interests you.


Beware! International shipping is costed in US$, the conversion to AU$ will sink you.

Quebecoismen
24 posts
21 Nov 2008 12:58PM
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Yeah and you teach me to ski .

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
21 Nov 2008 1:00PM
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Swap you a hardly used ipod?

cRAZY Canuk
NSW, 2528 posts
21 Nov 2008 3:07PM
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Are the Mayak girls going to come down and show us how to use them

arancini
WA, 373 posts
21 Nov 2008 4:19PM
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I can teach you how to eski.

Tux
VIC, 3829 posts
21 Nov 2008 7:43PM
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Good grief....its looks like the bastard child of a goat boat and peddalo, no offense....if these things take off will we be infested with paletons of guys in lycra that think they are in the tour de france??

surfingboyo
QLD, 318 posts
21 Nov 2008 8:17PM
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easty said...

surfingboyo said...

yeah, i'll even pay postage if that interests you.


Beware! International shipping is costed in US$, the conversion to AU$ will sink you.




sorry matem i was kind of being sarcastic.
it costs a fortune to have a kite sent from US, let alone a bikeboard that is the size of a small car...

cRAZY Canuk
NSW, 2528 posts
22 Nov 2008 12:51AM
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Funny thing is the "surf bike" has been around for a while and he's not the first one to "invent" it

Quebecoismen
24 posts
21 Nov 2008 11:58PM
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Yeah, i am the original inventor of the surfbike butt i never really used it in waves. No waves in Québec, some river wave ****tt but really not good for a surfbike. What's good abouat my bike is that you can power down the wave so you catch everything butt really for bigger wave that 3 feet i have no idea of what it would do. Just have fun with it in Capecode riding and smaching over the handle bar .lolll
What is good is that you can get back on it when you fall, Cannot do that with the pumpabike and hydrofoil gismo.

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
22 Nov 2008 1:52PM
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Perhaps look at getting your website fixed, or at least a youtube link that works....


...(just a suggestion)

Quebecoismen
24 posts
23 Nov 2008 12:51AM
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Sailhack said...

Perhaps look at getting your website fixed, or at least a youtube link that works....


...(just a suggestion)


What do you mean ? My Site is not good ? The video of surfbike is on my site at
yogakayak.com

md74
QLD, 1064 posts
23 Nov 2008 2:13AM
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keep them on the flatwater please!!!!!!!!!! we dont want to see these things in the waves thanks.

Quebecoismen
24 posts
23 Nov 2008 7:23AM
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md74 said...

keep them on the flatwater please!!!!!!!!!! we dont want to see these things in the waves thanks.


Know what,,,, Go **** your self, the ocean is for everybody, Bozo.

Quebecoismen
24 posts
23 Nov 2008 7:26AM
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Tux said...

Good grief....its looks like the bastard child of a goat boat and peddalo, no offense....if these things take off will we be infested with paletons of guys in lycra that think they are in the tour de france??




There is room and buisness for everybody stupid, up your nose

poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
23 Nov 2008 8:31AM
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You should test these at Cyclops.

Sorry but these goat boat mutant cross kneel board thingos are just plain gay.

Gestalt
QLD, 14997 posts
23 Nov 2008 9:59AM
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you guys crack me up.

Quebecoismen
24 posts
23 Nov 2008 9:19AM
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poor relative said...

You should test these at Cyclops.

Sorry but these goat boat mutant cross kneel board thingos are just plain gay.


Exactly, i call this sport a gay sport and i am sponsoring a very sexy transexual in Montréal. Oum told you that sports as to be extreme all the time. I created a new homo **** sport that really fun alright smart head .

md74
QLD, 1064 posts
23 Nov 2008 10:45AM
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typical french canadian response! mate you may have to learn a thing or two about surf culture, stand yp paffle boards are the new hated on the beaches, let alone these things. Great fro the riverrs etc, but not in the waves.

So please before you go telling people to go f--- themselves, come along and try riding one of your machines at any local break in oz and see what response you get.

md74
QLD, 1064 posts
23 Nov 2008 10:48AM
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very euro, very gay. Bozo, you called me bozo, awesome, havent had that before, note how I also said please.
Oh you frenchies got the raw deal in Quebec, please send me some croissants.

laurie
NSW, 3904 posts
23 Nov 2008 11:56AM
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Quebecoismen said...

md74 said...

keep them on the flatwater please!!!!!!!!!! we dont want to see these things in the waves thanks.


Know what,,,, Go **** your self, the ocean is for everybody, Bozo.


Confusious say "May who cannot smile should not go into business". Imagine claiming warranty!

The Grinch
WA, 733 posts
23 Nov 2008 10:07AM
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A bike crossed with a canoe.. fantastic idea.

I wonder what attire one should wear whilst piddling (can't use pedal or Paddle these have already been taken).

And Francoise. Get a sense of youmer!

kitecrazzzy
WA, 2184 posts
23 Nov 2008 11:07AM
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run someone over in the surf with one of those and you will find it can easily be rectally inserted.

cwamit
WA, 1194 posts
23 Nov 2008 11:18AM
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reminds me of the south park episode


Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
23 Nov 2008 2:59PM
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The Grinch said...


A bike crossed with a canoe.. fantastic idea.

I wonder what attire one should wear whilst piddling (can't use pedal or Paddle these have already been taken).

And Francoise. Get a sense of youmer!


Something along these lines???

There once was a man from Quebec, who was buried in snow to his neck, when asked " are you friz?" He replied "Yes I is" "But we don't call this cold in Quebec!


mattyjee
WA, 575 posts
23 Nov 2008 1:20PM
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I'm happy to test it's flammability!

Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
23 Nov 2008 2:03PM
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laurie said...

Quebecoismen said...

md74 said...

keep them on the flatwater please!!!!!!!!!! we dont want to see these things in the waves thanks.


Know what,,,, Go **** your self, the ocean is for everybody, Bozo.


Confusious say "May who cannot smile should not go into business". Imagine claiming warranty!


They were exactly my thoughts Lozza.
What a way to start a business. He comes into a very heavily populated Australian forum, read by most water users, wanting to sell his nutty professor contraption and then starts swearing and carrying on like a troll... Read his original post...

Hy Australia .
I am a french Canadian inventor and i am looking for Australian Frends to test my
invention the first ever surfing bicycle.
Take a look at my site: yogakayak.com
Thanks

Allow me to make a reply for the rest of Australia... go **** yourself bozo
Damn Im funny

Also here is a quote from DL in the Seabreeze.com.au surfing forum...

Interesting choice of name.

From Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayak:

Mayak is a nuclear fuel reprocessing plant between the towns of Kasli and Kyshtym 72 km northwest of Chelyabinsk in Russia. The plant is in the Ozersk central administrative territorial unit, formerly known as Chelyabinsk-40, later as Chelyabinsk-65, and part of the Chelyabinsk Oblast.

Working conditions at Mayak resulted in severe health hazards and many accidents, with a serious accident occurring in 1957. In the past 45 years, about half a million people in the region have been irradiated in one or more of the incidents, exposing some of them to more than 20 times the radiation suffered by the Chernobyl disaster victims.


This is a photo of me and Barbie at Rotto back in the 80's
Took it around to Stricko's. FULLY SICK MATE!



Spearsy
SA, 213 posts
23 Nov 2008 7:57PM
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I remember the yogkayak! We all had a laugh at it ages ago it was hilarious. Wont take off here try Kazakhstan.

theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
23 Nov 2008 9:26PM
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i been trying to find one of those aqua-tricycle things like in greenies photo for ages and ages... anyone have any idea where to find one...?



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