Often people use a tag line or quote at the end of emails and postings have you seen some good lines? Some that I found and like.....
"Violence may not be the answer but it sure cuts down on the questions."
"The difference between Knowledge and Wisdom is... Knowledge is the knowing of facts.... Wisdom is the sensible application of good quality knowledge..."
"The eye is easy to fool, the ear is very much harder. "
"There’s a sucker born every minute" P.T. Barnum
"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong." Andy Rooney
Not that its a funny one, but I like "never blame on malice what can be blamed on stupidity”. It often seems to be true. Maybe a conspiracy theorist can turn it into "never blame stupidity for something when you can blame the 'guvment' or the CIA"?
I hate it when people have quotes in their emails (sorry), but it's like they haven't got an opinion of their own so they adopt someone else's.
I am tempted to add my own quotes to my work emails and attribute them to me, but alas, I don't think anyone would understand the weird humour.
"gee I wish we could have some decent wind once in a while" - FormulaNova
I count him braver he who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought
without accepting it. – Aristotle
"Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough
men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - George Orwell
"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."
- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
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Ok these are my favourite because im pretentious ![]()
"Do you realise if it wern't for edison we'd be watching T.V by candle light?" - Al Boliska
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? they never mention that part to us do ther?" - George Carlin
"All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painfull death than animals that know nothing" - Maurice Maeterlinck
"Suicide is a man's way of telling God, 'you can't fire me I quit!'" - Bill Maher
"Any idiot can face a crisis- It's day to day living that wears you out." - Anton Chekhov
"Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company" - Mark Twain
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns
"I failed to make the chess team because of my height" - Woody Allen
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" - Groucho Marx
"When you are courting a nice girl a hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Thats relativity." - Albert Einstein
"Common sense is not so common" - Voltaire
"Two things are infinate: the universe and human stupidity; and i'm not sure about the universe" - Albert Einstein
"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have." - Don Herold
"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him." - Winston Churchill
"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me." - stephen Fry
Better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt
"I plan to live forever...so far, so good!"
and
"If at first you don't succeed...destroy all evidence that you tried"
...and basically any other Stephen Wright lines!
www.jokes2go.com/lists/list74.html
“The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it.”
-Dr Josef Mengele (Infamous Nazi doctor)
Gradually, by selective breeding, the congenital differences between rulers and ruled will increase until they become almost different species. A revolt of the plebs would become as unthinkable as an organized insurrection of sheep against the practice of eating mutton.
- Lord Bertrand Russell, The Impact of Science on Society, 1953
credit where credit is due Ginger Pom, you are able to put a 'spin' on practically anything.
ever thought about getting a job working for the Big Brother Corporation or Foxy News.
and can you put a 'spin' on this for me as well.
see how good your 'spin' skills are here.
remember what he said is on video.
Bill Gates,
The world today has 6.8 billion people. That's headed up to about 9 billion. Now if we do a really great job on new vaccines, health care, reproductive health services, we lower that by perhaps 10 or 15 percent."1 (author’s emphasis).
In plain English, one of the most powerful men in the world states clearly that he expects vaccines to be used to reduce population growth.
so ginger pom anyone who quotes from one of the rich/elite is an 'idiot'.
maxm...mindlessly quoting the senseless taken-out-of-context drivel of your brain dead conspiracy theorist heros YET AGAIN?? Do you actually have anything real to say.
as mindless a comment that is, at least it's a response.[taken out of context]
in my post ginger pom, i never gave a viewpoint that everyone who is rich is evil and everyone powerful is in a big gang together. THEY ARE YOUR WORDS.
you did not respond to my post in full, short of ridicule.
look, the next day off you get,go to your local doc,get shot up with all those goodies in the vaccine[mercury, aluminium, aborted fetal tissue[cannibalism] so you can[supposedly] prevent all those nasty diseases!
yes ginger pom, i forgot to close my bracket and start with a capital letter......and that to you makes it all rubbish.
for the good of your own health ginger pom, keep shooting up m,a + aft.[cannibilism]
and soon you will need to go see someone too.
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get"
Forrest Gump.
"We child proofed the house but they are still getting in"
My dad.
"Life is too short to drink bad beer"
"Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional"
Ginger-Pom, I fear that this may be you if you continue to try to conduct an argument based on reason with Pmac..
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